Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”
However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever sent.
Scroll down to check out the list below, and don’t forget to vote for your favourite!
#1 My Mom Is A 4th Grade Teacher. Here's One Of Her Muslim Student's Letters To Santa
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228points
#4 Great Logic
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#5 So This Store Had A "Dear Santa" Writing Area For Children And This Is What I Saw
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153points
#7 My 11-Year-Old Nephew Made My Mom A Christmas List. Lmao I Feel You Dawg
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126points
#8 Don't Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry. Letter To Santa Left In The Cookie And Milk Plate
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107points
#9 A Letter To Santa From My Brother's 5th Grade Class - "There Will Be Consequences"
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99points
#10 I Told My First Grade Class They Were Writing Their Letters To Santa. I Should Have Been More Specific
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80points
#11 My Boy's Son Put Together His Christmas List. The Random $29 Has Me Rollin'
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70points
#12 As A Jew, Christmas Time Was Always The Hardest Time Of The Year. This Is What I Wrote To Santa When I Was 9
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67points
#13 Just Pizza
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#18 He May Look Sweet, But He Is The Devil
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#20 This Is My 4-Year-Old's Letter To Santa. I Think She's On Her Way To Becoming A Doctor
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38points