When you were a kid, did you believe that MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" was a warning to children not to play with hammers? Did you think that babies came out of your butt? Maybe you thought that the moon was made of ice and could only come out at night so that the sun wouldn't melt it? If you answered yes to any of these then this list is for you. Compiled by Bored Panda, this hilarious collection of weird and wonderful things that people believed when they were kids is sure to make you laugh. Believe us!
#182
I thought the numbers between 199 and 1000 didn't exist. I'd count from 199 to 1000.
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#183
I thought my stepdad was actually Michael J. Fox, and when he left on business trips he was really in Hollywood acting.
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#184
I believed that Jesus died, rezzed 3 days later, went to heaven 3 days after that, and then came down to earth to become Santa Claus 3 days after that.
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#185
When I was about 5, my dad told me and my cousins that the grease that allowed the van door to slide open was whale poop and we shouldn't touch it.
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#186
My sister and I used to believe that Santa saw you through the light bulbs, and thats why he knew everything you did.
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#187
When I was younger on my first Terry Fox Day, I couldn't grasp what cancer was so I thought that Terry fox had died from the run, not cancer; needless to say when we did the Terry Fox run that day at school I bawled my eyes out because I thought I was gonna die. I wasn't a smart kid lol.
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#188
When I was a kid listening to Sublime, in the song "Garden Grove" there's a line in which he says "finding roaches in the pot"; I used to think he was talking about finding cockroaches in his cooking pots.
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#189
I used to believe that when it rain it was because Jesus was Soo sad....until I learned of the water cycle...I felt so dumb.
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#190
When I was a kid I thought amanda bynes was the most famous actress in hollywood.
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#191
I thought that bank machines gave you as much money as you wanted for free. The only reason why not everyone in the world had infinite money was that credit cards were really really expensive.
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#192
When my brother was about to be born, I had this strange notion that he would be Eskimo. I am white and live in the South.
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#193
I actually used to think charcoal was better than propane. Just asinine, I tell'ya what.
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#194
My mom told me when I was little if blacks and whites had kids they would have tails! Yeahhh my moms a racist.. Worst thing is I repeated it in 6th grade.
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For those curious about the myths that shape our imagination, understanding Greek mythology can shed light on the origins of humor and storytelling. While we laugh at children's quirky beliefs, the stories of ancient Greece offer a wealth of surprises that could rival any childhood folklore.
Dive into how mythology provides a charming backdrop for tales full of clever punchlines inspired by well-known deities and legendary figures.