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79 Savage Comments Left By People Who Have No Chill
FunnyJUN 26, 2026

79 Savage Comments Left By People Who Have No Chill

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If you never check the comments section on the internet, this is your sign to start. There are people hiding in there who belong on a standup stage but instead chose to be devastatingly funny under a stranger’s photo of their lunch. Or a random cat video. Or a government announcement. Nothing is safe, really.
We’ve collected a whole lot of examples from “Cursed Comments” on X, and they’re all waiting below. Scroll down to read them and upvote your favorites. And don’t be shy about dropping a witty line of your own while you’re at it.

#21

A mom and four kids intently looking at a Game Boy screen, receiving a savage comment comparing it to a Renaissance painting.
85points

Corley also points out that a little humor goes a really long way when you’re not a comedian. You don’t carry the same pressure or expectations, so even a small unexpected comment can land perfectly. 

He uses Conrad Hilton as a great example. The founder of Hilton Hotels was known for being completely dry and serious. So when he was once asked about his New Year’s resolutions and said he’d just like people to put the shower curtain inside the tub, it got a huge laugh. 

The surprise of hearing something funny from someone who never jokes is exactly what made it work.

#22

Close-up of a white fluffy dog, with a savage comment and a humorous drawing of the dog.
84points

#23

A burning ship on water with a comment about spoilers, demonstrating savage comments from people with no chill.
84points

#24

A savage comment from a child's school worksheet that says My favorite thing to do at school is... leaving.
83points

So if you’ve ever felt like you’re just not a naturally funny person, it might be worth giving it another shot. 

A lot of humor comes down to timing and surprise, and both of those are things you can actually practice. And in the meantime, at least the internet’s comment sections will always be there to keep you laughing.

#25

A tweet and an image of a man looking serious, illustrating savage comments about a girlfriend's course and showing people with no chill.
75points

#26

A screenshot showing savage comments about the Kool-Aid man, questioning if he is the jar or liquid.
74points

#27

A man making a peace sign, captioned People in Ancient Rome ordering 5 beers, a moment of savage comments.
73points

#28

A toy turtle on a laptop keyboard, looking at the screen. A savage comment about eating Excel.
72points

#29

X-rays showing a stomach full of nails, with a savage comment below.
70points

#30

A restaurant review complaining about a rat, met with a savage comment from the owner saying 'That's called a mirror'.
70points

#31

A before and after comparison of a facelift, with a savage comment stating, 'Looks like same.'
69points

#32

A photographer shooting a dog on a beach, with an implied savage comment about the elaborate setup.
68points

#33

A humorous image showing a sewer drain with text saying Pennywise getting lazy, representing a savage comment.
65points

#34

A man in a blue polo doing a hip stretch with text overlay and a savage comment.
63points

#35

A photo of a pink smoothie with a savage comment asking if it is for losing or gaining weight.
62points

#36

A screenshot of savage comments, where one user states their goal is acres of land, not Gucci bags.
61points

#37

An image of a parakeet with edited wings and the text Long Live Lewis, featuring savage comments left by people with no chill.
60points

#38

A Twitter post with a savage comment about cows being calm despite the floor being food.
60points

#39

A woman with smeared mascara and tears on her face with a savage comment about her makeup.
57points

#40

A bull terrier behind a fence with a 'Beware, I live here' sign featuring its face, inspiring savage comments.
55points
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