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“I Did The Job, Boss”: 35 Times People Attempted To Do Their Job But Failed
Funny,FailsJAN 14, 2025

“I Did The Job, Boss”: 35 Times People Attempted To Do Their Job But Failed

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A mark of a good employee is that they're often willing to do more than listed in their job description. Sadly, not every worker feels so motivated. According to a poll Gallup conducted last year, 68% of the workforce might be phoning it in, as only 32% feel fully engaged at work.
Although probably infuriating to their bosses, these workers' minimum efforts often yield some pretty hilarious results. That's where the "I Did The Job, Boss" subreddit comes in. They collect all sorts of jobs done poorly, whether by accident or on purpose. If you ever feel you're not pulling your weight at work, check these out and you'll probably feel much better.

#1 Write A Dictionary Definition For Horse

Write A Dictionary Definition For Horse
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#2 Welder Took The Instructions Seriously

Welder Took The Instructions Seriously
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#3 I Launched The Update Boss

I Launched The Update Boss
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Is there a new type of pandemic in the workplace? People seem to be disengaged and unmotivated in their jobs, others are "quiet quitting" and doing the bare minimum to barely scrape by and not get fired, and more and more people are directing their attention, time, and money to master their work-life balance.

In their 2024 State of the Global Workplace report, Gallup estimates that employee disengagement cost the global economy around $8.9 trillion in GDP in 2023. They report that 23% of employees felt actively engaged in the workplace, which is an all-time high (in 2009 the percentage of engaged employees was merely 12%).

#4 I Wrote The Article, Boss

I Wrote The Article, Boss
137points

#5 Signs Up Boss

Signs Up Boss
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#6 Add A Title

Add A Title
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At the same time, employee well-being declined, as only 34% of employees reported thriving in their workplace. However, just like with employee engagement, this number remains at a steady high for the last five or so years. So, why are more and more people "quiet quitting" or thinking about leaving their jobs?

As Gallup suggests, the mental well-being of employees is what stagnates motivation and daily productivity. According to their research, daily stress is still higher than the pre-pandemic average, and 20% of employees reported experiencing significant loneliness. As people are less happy in general, they're less likely to feel motivated in the workplace.

#7 Ummm

Ummm
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#8 Painted The Truck, Boss

Painted The Truck, Boss
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#9 He Did The Job

He Did The Job
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We sometimes think that an unmotivated worker is a bad worker. But good workers can become unmotivated, too. That's why companies spend thousands of dollars to keep the talent they have happy with various perks, bonuses, and other incentives. According to Indeed, there are two types of motivation in the workplace: one that comes from the outside, and another, from the inside.

#10 I For Lady B-I-Rd

I For Lady B-I-Rd
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#11 Added The Illustration To The Sign, Boss

Added The Illustration To The Sign, Boss
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#12 An Appropriate Subtitle

An Appropriate Subtitle
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Cash bonuses, office snacks, and more vacation days are a great way to motivate your employees, but they might not work with those who crave intrinsic motivation. Other workers put more effort and are willing to go above and beyond when they find meaning and purpose in their work.

#13 I See You

I See You
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#14 Found This Abomination To Disability

Found This Abomination To Disability
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#15 I Put Up The Tiles, Boss

I Put Up The Tiles, Boss
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Some studies also suggest that intrinsic motivation gets employees to be six times more motivated than extrinsic motivation. Jim Barnett writes for Forbes that using external awards only can sometimes feel like companies are trying to control their employees. "Instead of feeling excited and challenged to exceed a target, we sometimes see people hit a goal and go no further," he notes.

#16 A New Guy Was Asked To Make Sure Printer Has Paper

A New Guy Was Asked To Make Sure Printer Has Paper
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#17 I Made The Bicycle Lane Boss

I Made The Bicycle Lane Boss
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#18 When Your Water Heater Becomes The Ground Path For Your House's Electricity

When Your Water Heater Becomes The Ground Path For Your House's Electricity
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It also matters what kind of boss we have. Leadership coach Vicki Kampmeier has five rules that managers should follow to motivate their employees. First, she says, bosses need to ask their workers for feedback: giving and receiving it should be the priority for any good boss.

#19 Received An Upwaprd Package

Received An Upwaprd Package
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#20 This F*** Motivational Quote

This F*** Motivational Quote
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