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30 Of The Most Unexpected And Funny Things That Have Ever Happened In The Hospital
FunnyOCT 5, 2018

30 Of The Most Unexpected And Funny Things That Have Ever Happened In The Hospital

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We've all been to a hospital at least a couple of times in our lives, and those visits are never, never pleasant. Not only you have to answer a bunch of very personal questions, get poked and prodded but also often endure a great deal of pain, which probably have brought you there in the first place. Nurses and doctors, knowing all this either try to ignore your whining entirely and just do their job, while others try to add some optimism to the situation by making you laugh with hospital puns, funny stories and various sorts of jokes. This list that you'll find below are real stories about the second category of hospital staff and their ingenious ways of keeping patients' spirit up.
From doctors who probably have a Ph.D. in trolling to patients who are taking it rather well and nurses spending their graveyard shifts in very nonconformist ways, the hospital turns out to be an excellent source for funny jokes. So, scroll down, say 'ahhhh' and breathe deep, because you're going to need all the oxygen that you can get for laughing at these funny things found in hospitals!

#1 Saw This Next To The Weighting Scale At The Hospital

Saw This Next To The Weighting Scale At The Hospital
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#2 The Definition Of Nurse

The Definition Of Nurse
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#3 The Female Nurse Didn't Think I Was Funny. The Male Doctor Couldn't Stop Laughing

The Female Nurse Didn't Think I Was Funny. The Male Doctor Couldn't Stop Laughing
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#4 Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate

Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate
441points

#5 I Didn't Want To Go To The Hospital When I Had Life-Threatening Illness, Because My Elderly Pet Ducks Required Daily Medications At The Time. I'm The Only Person They'll Allow. The Nurses Let My Husband Sneak Them In At Night

I Didn't Want To Go To The Hospital When I Had Life-Threatening Illness, Because My Elderly Pet Ducks Required Daily Medications At The Time. I'm The Only Person They'll Allow. The Nurses Let My Husband Sneak Them In At Night
406points

#6 Photo Taken Outside Children's Hospital In Los Angeles. Smart Kid

Photo Taken Outside Children's Hospital In Los Angeles. Smart Kid
405points

#7 Who's Gonna Stop Me?

Who's Gonna Stop Me?
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#8 He Keeps Taking Them Down For Some Reason

He Keeps Taking Them Down For Some Reason
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#9 This After Hours Clinic Has Got Jokes

This After Hours Clinic Has Got Jokes
397points

#10 Had To Get My Blood Drawn Today. This Was On The Wall At The Lab

Had To Get My Blood Drawn Today. This Was On The Wall At The Lab
356points

#11 Christmas Tree At My Fertility Clinic

Christmas Tree At My Fertility Clinic
336points

#12 Was At The VA Hospital Today When I Ran Into This Guy And His Shirt

Was At The VA Hospital Today When I Ran Into This Guy And His Shirt
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#13 Woman Ends Up In Hospital After Mistaking Builders Expanding Foam For Hair Mousse

Woman Ends Up In Hospital After Mistaking Builders Expanding Foam For Hair Mousse
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#14 These Removed Fish Hooks At My Local ER

These Removed Fish Hooks At My Local ER
319points

#15 Girlfriend's Eye Doctor Hit Her With A Good Ol' Dad Joke

Girlfriend's Eye Doctor Hit Her With A Good Ol' Dad Joke
311points

#16 Leech Jailbreak

Leech Jailbreak
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#17 After Crushing And Fracturing His Finger, This Is How My Boyfriend Passed Time While Waiting In The ER

After Crushing And Fracturing His Finger, This Is How My Boyfriend Passed Time While Waiting In The ER
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309points

#18 Comforting To See In My Doctor's Office

Comforting To See In My Doctor's Office
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297points

#19 I Think I Have Found The Worst Game Ever

I Think I Have Found The Worst Game Ever
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#20 This Building Is Like Someone Was Making It Up On The Fly

This Building Is Like Someone Was Making It Up On The Fly
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