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50 Times People Tried To Grow Their Own Food But Ended Up Hilariously Disappointed (New Pics)
FoodJUL 4, 2023

50 Times People Tried To Grow Their Own Food But Ended Up Hilariously Disappointed (New Pics)

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When you are growing your own food, you control every step of the process — from seed selection and soil management all the way to carrot peeling and pie baking!
But with so many variables, chances are some things will not go according to plan. And the subreddit r/MightyHarvest has plenty of proof to back this up. Created in 2018, it has 88.4k members, who regularly post pictures from their gardens.
While a select few see it as a platform for humble-bragging and uploading images of their Pinterest-perfect tomato baskets, most people do it ironically and share their hilariously underdeveloped fruits and veggies instead, reminding each other that failing is part of the process.
Continue scrolling to check out the content and don't miss the chat we had with Alison Levey, the creator of The Blackberry Garden blog and Todd Heft of the Big Blog Of Gardening.

#1 My Lime Tree’s First Lime

My Lime Tree’s First Lime
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#2 Hmm, Not Bad

Hmm, Not Bad
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"A common challenge for gardeners when growing fruit and vegetables is having the actual space to grow in," Alison Levey, the person behind The Blackberry Garden blog, told Bored Panda after we asked her about the biggest obstacles in the field.

"Thankfully, you can grow some edibles with very little space, even if it is some chili plants or herbs on the windowsill. When growing outdoors, a lot of vegetables and fruits can be grown in containers. Carrots and courgettes grow well in containers as do potatoes too. Some soft fruits will grow well in containers as well. If you have a garden and have space for a small fruit tree, there are many available to buy."

Another challenge, according to Levey, is finding the time to do all of it. "That is a harder one to deal with, but little and often can work well or spending a nice afternoon at the weekend tending to your crops."

#3 Does Anyone Want A Lemonade

Does Anyone Want A Lemonade
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#4 The Asparagus Saga Continues. It Is 5" Taller Today

The Asparagus Saga Continues. It Is 5" Taller Today
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#5 Behold My Bounty! It Will Feed Villages Throughout The Winter Months!

Behold My Bounty! It Will Feed Villages Throughout The Winter Months!
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Todd Heft, who runs the Big Blog Of Gardening and has released a book called Homegrown Tomatoes, is 100% organic so he places the focus on the soil.

"If you get your soil conditions right, plants will thrive," he told Bored Panda. "By soil conditions, I do not mean fertilizers. I mean drainage and organic matter to feed the soil food web."

The gardener said this means using lots of compost to condition your soil.

#6 One Might Be Enough For Today's Recipe

One Might Be Enough For Today's Recipe
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#7 This Thai Chilli Shall Flavour My Dishes For The Next Eon

This Thai Chilli Shall Flavour My Dishes For The Next Eon
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#8 The Central Valley, Cornucopia Of The World

The Central Valley, Cornucopia Of The World
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#9 Definitely Mighty

Definitely Mighty
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"In the early spring, top dress your garden bed with 2" of compost," Heft continued. "After planting, add another 2" around the root zone of whatever you're planting. Only use fertilizers if a soil test indicates the need for it."

"After harvest, add another 2" of compost or use a cover crop to overwinter your garden bed. It's all about the soil."

#10 This Season, I Learned That The Biggest Secret To Yuge Sized Broad (Aka Fava) Beans Is… *gasp* Leave The Damn Plant Alone To Grow To Full Size

This Season, I Learned That The Biggest Secret To Yuge Sized Broad (Aka Fava) Beans Is… *gasp* Leave The Damn Plant Alone To Grow To Full Size
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#11 Tonight.. We Shall Feast!

Tonight.. We Shall Feast!
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#12 Who Wants Rhubarb Pie?

Who Wants Rhubarb Pie?
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#13 Oh The Great Potato Harvest Of 2023. They Shall Write Epic Tales Long Into The Future Of The Horticultural Triumph. God As My Witness, I'll Never Be Hungry Again!

Oh The Great Potato Harvest Of 2023. They Shall Write Epic Tales Long Into The Future Of The Horticultural Triumph. God As My Witness, I'll Never Be Hungry Again!
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For beginners, Levey thinks that French beans are good to start with since they generally are well-behaved. "If you have the space, purple sprouting broccoli is easy too and tastes wonderful," she added.

"Potatoes I find easy especially if grown in a container. Courgettes are very easy to grow, but be warned, they do produce a lot of courgettes and you might just run out of different ways to eat them!"

#14 My First Harvest! Get Ready To Feast

My First Harvest! Get Ready To Feast
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#15 I’m Going To Have Tea For Years

I’m Going To Have Tea For Years
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#16 My Mighty Flock Has Provided This Tiny Egg

My Mighty Flock Has Provided This Tiny Egg
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#17 Carrot Harvest, For Ants

Carrot Harvest, For Ants
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Heft agrees that beans are easy. "[It's] practically plant and play, especially bush beans. Tomatoes are easy to grow, but you have to be vigilant about disease if you're having a wet summer. Peppers are easy too and less prone to disease. So are potatoes."

He too believes that each of these can also be grown in containers if you have limited room or just a balcony or porch to work with.

"If you're growing tomatoes in containers though, make sure you choose a variety that is labeled 'determinate.' That means it's a variety that grows like a bush, not a vine. Some varieties are also bred to be grown in containers," he explained.

#18 My Giant Yellow Raspberry

My Giant Yellow Raspberry
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#19 Just Think Of All The Lemon Pies I'm Gonna Make With This

Just Think Of All The Lemon Pies I'm Gonna Make With This
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#20 Gaze Upon My Haul!

Gaze Upon My Haul!
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