56 Hilarious Hair Salon Fails That Will Make You Want To Cut Your Own Hair At Home

Before we dive into the carnage, a public service announcement about how often you should actually be in that chair. Short styles and pixie cuts need a trim every two to six weeks, which sounds like a lot until you've seen what a neglected pixie looks like at week seven.

Medium-length cuts need attention every six to eight weeks to keep ends clean and layers doing what layers are supposed to do. Long hair can stretch to every eight to twelve weeks, or up to four months if it's healthy and strong, and you are the kind of person who takes their vitamins and uses heat protectant, and the rest of us strongly dislike you. None of the people in this list followed these guidelines. It shows.

The fear of getting a haircut is called tonsurephobia, and after scrolling through this list, frankly, it starts to look less like an anxiety disorder and more like a reasonable risk assessment. When the fear extends specifically to the salon environment or the stylist themselves, it graduates into coiffeurphobia, which sounds made up but is very much documented.

It typically stems from a fear of sharp objects, sensory overload, or, and this is the important one, past bad experiences. This is the psychological equivalent of your brain seeing these photos and updating its files accordingly. Completely valid. Medically recognised. We support you.

Approximately 68% of women report being unhappy with their hair, and nearly half of all adults admit to being stuck in a hairstyle rut and desperately wanting a change. And 66% of people consider past hairstyles like bad colour jobs, ill-advised bangs, the thing that happened in 2009 to be their single biggest cringeworthy physical regret.

Not the Juicy Couture tracksuit in hot pink or the overly contoured cheekbones. The hair. Because everything else can be changed immediately. Hair keeps the receipts for months and won't let you live it down even after that.

If you are currently sitting on a h**h-contrast balayage, a sheet of long straight flat hair, or a feathered seventies cut that you have been quietly nurturing for the past year and a half, She Finds has some difficult news to deliver. All three are on the official going-out-of-style list, which means the window for retiring them gracefully is open right now and closing.

The feathered seventies cut, in particular, has had a surprisingly long second life and is being asked to wrap it up. This is not a judgment, though. This is an opportunity to book the appointment. Tell them you saw something on the internet, we dare you.

Some haircuts transcend their original owner and become cultural monuments, living in infamy. The "Karen" cut was a choppy, inverted bob with aggressively spiked layers at the back and was immortalised by Kate Gosselin on TLC's Jon & Kate Plus 8 in the late 2000s and early 2010s.

What began as a television personality's signature style quietly became the universal visual shorthand for "I would like to speak to your manager and I have already decided how this conversation is going to go." Kate Gosselin did not invent entitlement, she just accidentally gave it a hairstyle. The cut lives on in meme history, which is arguably more lasting than the Louvre.

Every generation has been saddled with at least one defining bad haircut that future generations will use as evidence against them, and Upworthy has done the important work of cataloguing them all. The Silent Generation had the Bouffant, an enormous, gravity-defying, hairspray as a structural material. Baby Boomers owned the S**g, which sounds like an insult and looked like one, too.

Gen X gave us the Mullet and the rat tail, which remain the most aggressively confident bad haircut decisions in recorded history. Millennials were handed the Bowl Cut, and Gen Z, not to be outdone, invented the Broccoli Cut, also known as the Zoomer Perm. Every generation thinks they got it right. Every generation is wrong.