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28 Hilarious Reasons Why The French Language Is The Worst
FunnyJAN 30, 2017

28 Hilarious Reasons Why The French Language Is The Worst

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While the vocabulary of the love language is known for being charming and sophisticated, French language is also pretty ridiculous sometimes. Let's celebrate a few of French grammar moments that really made us mort de rire.
French is spoken by an estimated 274 million people in the world, but that doesn't mean it's a walk in the park. French pronunciation has up to 17 vowels depending on the dialect, and most of them are nasal. Many words sound the same but mean completely different things. Everything has a gender. It can take days of examining your relationship to someone before you figure out if it's more polite to call them tu or vous. Oh, and also we must not forget the funny French way of counting! Adding all of this together, French sure seems like the hardest language to learn.
Whether you consider yourself a Francophile, or you've barely mastered bonjour, these struggles will be all too real. To make the French learning process a bit easier we've compiled some really funny jokes about it, so at least you can practice your laughing in French.

#1 French Cats

French Cats
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#2 The French Way Of Counting

The French Way Of Counting
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#3 The Correct Way To Name A Potato

The Correct Way To Name A Potato
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#4 French School Years

French School Years
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#5 The French Numeric System

The French Numeric System
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#6 99 Problems, But Longer

99 Problems, But Longer
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#7 Funny French Language

Funny French Language
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#8 French Numerals

French Numerals
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#9 Funny French Expressions

Funny French Expressions
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#10 The French Word For Shower

The French Word For Shower
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#11 Funny French Language

Funny French Language
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#12 La Petite Mort

La Petite Mort
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#13 Tu vs. Vous

Tu vs. Vous
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#14 The English Have Landed

The English Have Landed
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#15 Magic Baguette

Magic Baguette
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#16 French Letters And Their Pronunciation

French Letters And Their Pronunciation
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#17 Funny French Language

Funny French Language
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#18 The Love Language

The Love Language
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#19 Diversifying Words

Diversifying Words
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#20 Learning The French Language

Learning The French Language
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