Keeping right on track with our promise to deliver an article dedicated to every possible topic of puns, we present the newest addition to our list - fish puns! This time we’ve scaled it down a bit and kept only a hundred and eight puns in our fin-al cut. Hopefully, this number will make you feel less like a fish out of water upon trying to read them all! At least, that was our Ghoul. See what we are doing here? We are swimmingly adding a couple more fish puns if, by any chance, the ones supplied below just aren’t su-fish-ent enough. But, enough of this nonsense, and let’s get down to bass-ness, the clever puns below.
As you can see, there are fish puns aplenty (there are basically as many of them as there are fish in the sea), and there are myriad ways to use them. From using one while fishing for compliments to eeling one into your very business email - with a bit of creativity, you can smuggle in a fish pun anywhere! And the wordplays aren’t limited to basses and marlins at all (though there’s nothing wrong with those two); there are quite a few on sunfishes, anglers, and various types of eels, too. Although, if your favorite kind of fish didn’t make it to our list, you could always come up with a pun of your own dedicated to it.
Okay, this time for reel, enough of the belletristic - it’s time for puns! So, scroll on down below to check out the silly puns, and don’t forget to vote for the ones that tickled your fins the most. Also, be sure to share this article with your fisher friends, as they might appreciate it more than you think, and suggest their own hilarious angler for these puns.
#1

What’s the only right answer when a salmon asks you for a light?
I didn’t know you smoked, salmon.
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#2
Who is the most famous fish spy?
James Pond.
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#3
Surfing the net is great, unless, of course, you’re a fish.
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#4

Lobsters would get along a lot better with the other shellfish if they weren’t always trying to lobster things up.
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#5
What did the freshwater eel say to the salmon?
I don’t sea your point.
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#6
Why can’t fish have romantic relationships?
They are scared of intima-sea.
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#7

Why do fish companies never work?
They always have to scale back.
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#8
What do you call a fish with a tie?
soFISHticated.
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#9
Isn’t it a bit misleading to call thinly sliced raw beef carp-accio?
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#10

Never try to talk to a fish before they’ve caf-fin-ated.
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#11
Why do most people dislike anchovies?
Because they’re a little fishy.
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#12
If Marcia Brady were a fish, what would her most famous line be?
Oh! Minnows.
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#13

Why isn’t the bachelor fish married?
Because he has fin-timacy issues.
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#14
When you visit your fish friends, what should you bring as a hospitality gift?
Anything but crabs.
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#15
For fish astronauts, what’s the final frontier?
Trouter space.
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#16

How much money does Gill Gates have?
A gillion dollars.
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#17
Why did the fish get bad grades?
Because it was below sea level.
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#18
What did the fish say to his girlfriend?
Your plaice or mine?
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#19

What did the fish say to his girlfriend when they split up?
I’m outta this plaice!
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#20
Just like the tuna fish sandwich said, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in cans-us anymore.
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