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These 21 Fake Wikipedia Pages About Dog Breeds Are Better Than The Original Ones
AnimalsJUL 19, 2018

These 21 Fake Wikipedia Pages About Dog Breeds Are Better Than The Original Ones

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You may have come across that curious way of speaking that has arisen online, the one that refers to dogs as 'floofers' and 'smol bois' that 'bork' and 'boop' and uses language in a way reminiscent of the 'Doge' memes from a few years back.
Well if you haven't yet, you will now. Julius, the genius behind Floof Bork Snoot 'N' Boop Ltd has been making fake dog breed profiles in this style, and even the most cynical heart will melt a little at their descriptions. "I've been creating them for roughly half a year but haven't posted most of the ones I've made as I've been building them to release as a collection," Julius told Bored Panda. "I made up almost all of the language used, I didn't create the term 'pupper' or 'doggo' but beyond that I've mostly made it up as I go and try to stay consistent with what I've called things so far." So from sosig boi to boof, these doggos are most accurately and hilariously represented in all their floofer glory, and they are just a joy to behold! Scroll down below to check them all out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#1 Pibble

Pibble
123points

#2 Mop

Mop
87points

#3 Dot Boi

Dot Boi
66points

#4 Shork

Shork
63points

#5 Boof

Boof
61points

#6 Long Boy

Long Boy
59points

#7 Golden Boy

Golden Boy
58points

#8 Horse Boi

Horse Boi
55points

#9 Sosig Boi

Sosig Boi
54points

#10 Corgo

Corgo
48points

#11 Samoyed (Shoob)

Samoyed (Shoob)
47points

#12 Shibe

Shibe
42points

#13 Lab Boi

Lab Boi
40points

#14 The Terrierorist

The Terrierorist
38points

#15 Siberian Girl

Siberian Girl
38points

#16 Aussieee Boi

Aussieee Boi
36points

#17 German Boiii

German Boiii
34points

#18 Crorcodole

Crorcodole
28points

#19 Pom

Pom
27points

#20 Puggo

Puggo
25points
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