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40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group
Funny,FailsMAY 5, 2023

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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How many “c’s” and “m’s” in “accommodate?” Is there a “c” in “acquire?” While it might seem obvious when written out in front of you, English spelling can make fools of the best of us, but most people will probably overlook a misspelled word in a text. But that mistake becomes ever so magnified when you are driving around and see it displayed in, say, a shop window. 
The “English Language Police” Facebook page gathers word crimes and grammatical mistakes people have spotted in the wild. So scroll down and enjoy the funniest examples here, upvote your favorites, and be sure to let us know what common language mistakes are your number one pet peeve.
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#1 Listening To "Water Music" Will Never Be The Same Again

Listening To "Water Music" Will Never Be The Same Again
320points

#2 Free Bill Posters

Free Bill Posters
289points

#3 That Was After The Honeymoon

That Was After The Honeymoon
288points

Native speakers (and writers) of English all have their own struggle words. Some people can’t stand the doubling of a specific letter, like aggression versus agression. In other cases, people think there is a second letter where there actually is none, for example, imitate versus immitate. More often than not, this is a result of English not being a phonetic language. 

Many writing systems attempt to just jot down the sounds that a particular word consists of. As logical as this sounds, many languages skip this part, English being one of them. Partially, the French can be blamed, as a lot of constructions in modern English have old French (and Norman) origins, due to William the Conqueror, well, conquering England in 1066. 

#4 So Many People To Send Them To

So Many People To Send Them To
268points

#5 I Don't Know If I Can Stay Awake For 5 Days... Anymore

I Don't Know If I Can Stay Awake For 5 Days... Anymore
250points

#6 The Whole Planet? Seems Kinda Harsh

The Whole Planet? Seems Kinda Harsh
234points

To counter this, English orthographer Christopher Upward designed something called cut spelling. The basic idea was to “cut” redundant and silent letters, which would “help” save 8–15% of space when printing written texts and, potentially, reduce the number of spelling mistakes that we all run into regularly. It never really took off because who wants to go through the hassle of remaking the entire spelling system of a language?

#7 Well That Is One Way To Prevent Theft

Well That Is One Way To Prevent Theft
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230points

#8 Please, Turn Water Into Wine

Please, Turn Water Into Wine
221points

#9 Good Advice

Good Advice
208points

As English is spoken around the globe by over 1.5 billion people as a first or second language, it makes sense that large, sweeping changes might not be that realistic to implement. It’s also a language without a “central” authority, with different spelling, pronunciation, and slang depending on where one is. Researchers call this a pluricentric language, meaning that different strains develop and intermix without one being regarded as the “official” variant. 

#10 Very Witty Indeed

Very Witty Indeed
196points

#11 You Expect The Guy To Open The Store While Being Circumcised?

You Expect The Guy To Open The Store While Being Circumcised?
185points

#12 I Hadn't Realized It Was Banned

I Hadn't Realized It Was Banned
176points

The result is that most variants of English are mutually intelligible, though there are always many anecdotes about thick accents from one English-speaking country or another. It also has a global reach, both due to colonial history and mass media. These days, English can be referred to as a true “lingua franca,” as it is often used when both parties don’t share a common language. 

#13 Okay Then

Okay Then
171points

#14 Aldi Australia Is Selling This Stool

Aldi Australia Is Selling This Stool
166points

#15 Oh My

Oh My
166points

Attempts to make a “neutral” global means of communication have led to the creation of “Globish,” a somewhat uninspiring name for a language. The idea, created by Jean-Paul Nerrière, was to have something that was not tied down by the cultural weight of English and also incorporate elements from other languages around the world. Nevertheless, its largest “lender” of words was still English (around 1500 words) and it has not really taken off at the moment.

#16 Where Is Elon When You Need Him?

Where Is Elon When You Need Him?
162points

#17 A Sticky Situation To Be In

A Sticky Situation To Be In
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161points

#18 The Four Apostrophe’s’ Of The Apocalypseses’s’

The Four Apostrophe’s’ Of The Apocalypseses’s’
156points

English is so predominant that some scholars believe it might lead to premature language death. As it is tied up with employment, research, and a lot of popular media, English remains one of the top choices for people to learn, at the cost of acquiring a different language. The unfortunate result is that it introduces alien words and idioms into languages where they don’t belong, supplanting the more unique original structures. 

#19 No, Thanks

No, Thanks
156points

#20 Me In Real Life

Me In Real Life
153points
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