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67 Hilarious Reasons Why The English Language Is The Worst
Funny,JokesFEB 14, 2017

67 Hilarious Reasons Why The English Language Is The Worst

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The English language is a mystery to all of us, whether you’ve been speaking it since day one or just started learning it. From its bizarre spelling rules to its free-for-all grammar, it’s a daily struggle just trying to form sentences that make sense. No wonder people are turning to emojis to express their thoughts rather than coping with weird grammar rules that lead to some of the funniest English language jokes.
Unless you live in the Tibetan mountains or belong to an Amazonian tribe, you’ve definitely come across weird English words in use. It’s the most widely-studied language globally, linking countries and continents. Because of the rise of American power and influence, English has spread like wildfire across the globe through movies, music, and literature. That doesn't mean it’s a walk in the park.
Take a look at some of the most frustrating moments with this language, which will make you realize why English is so hard to learn. You don't have to look long for funny English language jokes, as they’re all there in our everyday vocabulary. Don’t forget to check out our similar posts about French and German language jokes; they might be even better than these jokes about the English language.

#61 Preposition Problems

English language joke about prepositions: "We say in January, on Wednesday, at 12 o'clock".
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#62 Many Words With The Same Meanings

English language joke about "I've not" and "I haven't" being the same thing, with dramatic expression.
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#63 English Language Meme

Text post humorously highlighting quirks in the English language pronunciation, focusing on "salmonella."
20points

#64 Pretty Odd

Funny English language joke about the phrase "You're pretty pretty."
20points

#65 Give and Take

English language joke questioning why it's called "taking a shower" and pondering the logic behind it.
20points

#66 Effortful English

English language joke: "Sometimes I English very well but sometimes no," highlighting humor in language challenges.
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19points

#67 It’s Confusing, Isn’t It?

English language joke: "It's what it's" in a minimalist text post format.
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Are Jokes Based on Plays on Words Mostly an English Language Thing?

Although there are many English language fails in this list, it also lends itself to many clever puns. But English isn’t the only language with double entendres or witticisms. Wordplay is quite common in oral cultures, whereas text-based (orthographic) puns are found in languages with or without alphabet-based scripts, such as Mandarin Chinese. In fact, in Sweden, the city of Gothenburg is well-known for its puns.

English is frustrating and often weird, but it lends itself to beautiful wordplay and sentences that just roll off the tongue. Still, we must laugh at its crazy grammar, which can’t be replicated in any other language. Let us know in the comments if you’ve encountered any funny English fails or double meanings. We’d sure love to get a laugh out of it!

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