68 Incredibly Funny Instances When Folks Failed So Embarrassingly, All They Could Do Was Laugh

I got a massive tattoo when I was 17-18. It took a good few sessions to do. The tattooist was 38 and had a crush on me which was gross because I was 17 when I first started going to him. I accidentally text HIM insteadn of my friend after a session saying, "I can't wait until it's finished so I never have to see him again. He gives me the creeps, I only go because he doesn't charge me every time." Guy was actually a good sport and finished it for me, did a great job still but the awful innuendos and gross flirting stopped. And yes, he charged me full price each session after the text.

When my husband and I got married- my girlfriends and I got him this terribly awful but perfect crocodile thong for his bachelor party as a gag gift- it perfectly hugged a guys “shape” if you know what I mean. So it was about 2-3 days after my husband opened his gift and we had the picture of the model guy wearing it pulled up on my phone laughing together.
While we were on our way to the Verizon phone store to get my phone transferred over to his name…I forgot to close off that tab. So minutes later the guy grabs my phone to help upload something in my settings- THE THONG PIC PULLS UP. He goes “oops- here you go.” And gives it back and all I see is this ALLIGATOR ding a ling pic and im mortified. My husband was undone!!!! We tried to explain the story but it was 100% awkward.

Was stalking and tagged my grandma in his Facebook profile pic. 6 years later and it still says ‘with (grandma)’.

On my first day of my period, my cup was full and I was just taking it out. My diva cup slipped out of my hand and flew under the divider into the next stall, and this woman SCREAMEDD like she’d seen a ghost. I heard her scrambling to get out, and I just sat there in complete silence, listening to her wash her hands and leave. I waited another 10 minutes because there was no way I was walking out of there as the menstrual cup bandit. I never used a diva cup again...

Okay so I do hair, so I used to cut 3 year old twins hair and when I went to go trim the girls hair I had never seen her wear these glasses before. So when she took them off, she went cross eyed... And I go, “are YOU being silly with me!!!” And I made a funny face back lolllll- I thought a 3 year old was making funny faces at me. So the mom completely ignores me and moves on. I later go in the back room to tell the story. One of the girls in the back happened to cut the dads hair and said “OMG/ they’re premie babies Lisa they’re almost blind without their glasses!”

I was breastfeeding my newborn and I used to record videos of him nursing and I accidentally one to my story and then fell asleep.

I had two contractors in my studio to start renovations. I had my phone facing them while I was talking, so I want this blah blah. It went on for ages before I realised it was a pic of some man pushing his tiddie fat together like a cleavage. I said oh OH, Its not me by the way, its a man, I dont know him. Then carried on describing the work I needed. There was already a language barrier so this whole thing didn't help. Hahahahha.

I was creeping on my ex’s wife’s instagram when they were on their honeymoon and accidentally saw a story 2 minutes after she posted it she immediately made her profile private.