122 Egg Puns That Are Truly Egg-cellent

Alrighty then, here's a debate that's as old as humankind itself. You know what we're talking about; it's the one questioning the origins of a bird, an egg, a joke, and a pun. It goes like this - which one of them was first, a pun or a joke? What, you thought we'd be talking about the egg and the chicken? Hah, no, this topic is as hackneyed as an old Hackney pony, and we'd rather stick to jokes and puns! But, to make it spicier by just a pinch, we're combining two of the oldest dilemmas into one topic, and it's egg puns! That's absolutely right; the next topic in our puns galore is about eggs, only the most perfect of Nature's creations. 

So 'what's so punny about an egg?' you might ask, and we are here to put your thoughts at rest with this all egg-lusive article. First of all, it's the name of the thing that's terrifically suitable for clever puns. Just look at it, read it out loud like ten times, and try not to laugh by the end of your recital. An EGG. We're cracking up here already, and our craniums are as full of ideas for hilarious puns as never before! Now, the shape of it - instead of being a perfectly understandable round object, an egg is both a bit like a balance doll and a rock with absolutely pointless points. Cue the cracking and the cackling because we can no longer even! We hope that by the end of this egg-cellent selection of cute puns, you'll join our cacklers' ranks, too. 

And now it is time to check if our hopes do come true! How will we know? Well, easy, it all starts with you scrolling down below and checking out our best egg puns. Then, give the funniest pun your vote, and tell us what you think about this article! Lastly, share these cheesy puns with your friends, and after all these steps, we'll know if we've succeeded in amusing you with our selection of these little wordplays!