Phones these days should come with a warning, 'Don't drink and text.' Many of us have been there, a few drinks down, high on life but the bar has closed, and you want to continue the party, consequently ending up with a pile of drunk texts and a feeling of shame.
Suddenly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with and exchanging funny texts with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. Tongue out, one eye open, the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger, you marvel at the poetry of a funny drunk text you are capable of when the inhibitions of basic social decency are gone.
If you are lucky, there is no reply to your text message fail, and you fall asleep, to awake the next day with nothing but a hangover and a tinge of embarrassment when you realize what you wrote. Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of these people and others that didn't get quite as lucky. Scroll down to check the funny text messages below!
#21 An Obese Penguin

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#22 I Am The Batman

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#24 I Love Alcohol

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#29 Most People Drunk Text Their Ex Or Someone They Fancy.... Not Me.... What The Actual Fuck Was Going Through My Drunken Mind

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#32 Got So Drunk Last Night I Thought I Was Texting My Friend For A Ride, But I Was Just Texting Myself For The Whole Time

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#34 Crap

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#35 This Unfortunate Soul

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#36 I Was Rudely Awaken From My Sleep By Drunk Text Messages From The Undergrad I Supervise In My Lab... Let's Just Say Mario Cart Saved Her Ass

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#38 Going To FBI

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#39 Free Queso

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