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39 Of The Funniest Drunk Texts That People Have Ever Sent
FunnyDEC 6, 2017

39 Of The Funniest Drunk Texts That People Have Ever Sent

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Phones these days should come with a warning, 'Don't drink and text.' Many of us have been there, a few drinks down, high on life but the bar has closed, and you want to continue the party, consequently ending up with a pile of drunk texts and a feeling of shame.
Suddenly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with and exchanging funny texts with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. Tongue out, one eye open, the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger, you marvel at the poetry of a funny drunk text you are capable of when the inhibitions of basic social decency are gone.
If you are lucky, there is no reply to your text message fail, and you fall asleep, to awake the next day with nothing but a hangover and a tinge of embarrassment when you realize what you wrote. Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of these people and others that didn't get quite as lucky. Scroll down to check the funny text messages below!

#1 Oh Bro...

Oh Bro...
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#2 You Were So Drunk Last Night

You Were So Drunk Last Night
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387points

#3 Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There

Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There
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#4 I'm Drunk

I'm Drunk
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#5 Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number

Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number
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332points

#6 Hagrid!!

Hagrid!!
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#7 Mom Is Happy

Mom Is Happy
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279points

#8 How Drunk Was I Last Night?

How Drunk Was I Last Night?
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230points

#9 Drunk Jess

Drunk Jess
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#10 Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text
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#11 There's No Way In Hell I Was That Drunk

There's No Way In Hell I Was That Drunk
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196points

#12 Drunk Text

Drunk Text
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#13 Dating An Idiot

Dating An Idiot
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187points

#14 Apparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk

Apparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk
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183points

#15 Best Friend And A Drunk Me Text

Best Friend And A Drunk Me Text
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173points

#16 FarmVille FTW

FarmVille FTW
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169points

#17 Just Got A Drunk Message From My Dad

Just Got A Drunk Message From My Dad
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#18 Remind Me Never To Go On Carousell When I'm Drunk And High Ever Again

Remind Me Never To Go On Carousell When I'm Drunk And High Ever Again
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#19 Liquid Clearly Did Something To Be Last Night. Sorry Boohoo Customer Service

Liquid Clearly Did Something To Be Last Night. Sorry Boohoo Customer Service
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#20 How Not To Drunk Text Your Friends That Like Cats

How Not To Drunk Text Your Friends That Like Cats
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