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40 New Dad Jokes I Drew On Sandwich Bags For My Kids

40 New Dad Jokes I Drew On Sandwich Bags For My Kids

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School lunch is never a simple affair at our place. While sandwiches are usually the order of the day, it's the brown lunch bags themselves that really set things apart.
My name is Dave, although most people know me by my alter ego, "Sandwich Bag Dad". For over 11 years now, I have been drawing daily dad joke cartoons and puns on my children's lunch bags.
It all started when my eldest daughter started school. With a newborn in the house at the time, my wife tried to make our firstborn feel special by cutting some shapes in her school lunch sandwiches. After a few days, I took over the sandwich-carving duty. Pretty soon I realized that it was far easier, and more fun, to draw directly on her lunch bags.
I haven't stopped since. Below is a collection of a few of my favorites from 2023.

#1 Lunch That Day Was Quite Chewy

Lunch That Day Was Quite Chewy
91points

Over the years, my daily cartoon ritual has evolved into a collection of thousands and thousands of sandwich bag drawings, a global social media following, a coffee table book, and even two art gallery exhibitions.

During 2023, I've continued my tradition of drawing 3 unique cartoons per day for my each of 3 daughters.

#2 This One Was Quite A Hit!

This One Was Quite A Hit!
88points

#3 This One Was Marvel-Lous

This One Was Marvel-Lous
88points

These bags are absolutely and positively genuine lunch bags that my kids take to school! All my posts are just the ‘before’ pics. While some end up being hung up on their classroom walls, the vast majority end up coming home crumbled and very much worse for wear after holding a sandwich in them for a few hours. Most end up being tossed into the recycling!

#4 Some Fairytales Are More Far Fetched Than Others

Some Fairytales Are More Far Fetched Than Others
87points

#5 Birch Please

Birch Please
86points

Coming up with 3 bags each day is definitely a huge challenge! I try to tailor each bag to my kids’ interests and what they might be learning at school that week. I draw inspiration from what is happening around the world and what tickles my fancy on the day. My aim is just to find a way to bring out the dad joke that’s hidden in practically any situation. With everything going on in the world right now, I think it’s more important than ever to smile.

#6 Doll-Ing Out The Lunch Bag Puns

Doll-Ing Out The Lunch Bag Puns
71points

#7 I Often Tailor My Bags

I Often Tailor My Bags
69points

I can proudly say that I have never “skipped a day” over the last 11 years. The only time my kids haven’t taken drawings is when they are off sick from school (which is pretty rare) or on the odd occasion when one of them might want to buy lunch from the school canteen. Even then, I’ll still have to prepare at least one bag that day, so it's pretty relentless….but also lots of fun. I usually use the weekends and school holidays to build up a buffer of bags so that I don’t have to be under any pressure to come up with 3 new bags each night.

#8 Another Brad Day?

Another Brad Day?
69points

#9 Someone Had A Brush With Death

Someone Had A Brush With Death
68points

You can follow my sandwich bag chronicles on Instagram, and Facebook, or check out my previous posts on Bored Panda.

#10 This One Was A Hit

This One Was A Hit
65points

#11 Royally Bad. I Know

Royally Bad. I Know
65points

#12 I Didn't Shoes The Lunch Bag Life. The Lunch Bag Life Shoes Me

I Didn't Shoes The Lunch Bag Life. The Lunch Bag Life Shoes Me
65points

#13 Whats The Motor With Him?

Whats The Motor With Him?
63points

#14 Corny. I Know

Corny. I Know
61points

#15 Guten Tag, Or Should That I Say Guten Hashtag

Guten Tag, Or Should That I Say Guten Hashtag
60points

#16 I'm Never Afraid To Help With Math Homework

I'm Never Afraid To Help With Math Homework
58points

#17 Thought I Might Get Blocked For Posting Too Many Puns

Thought I Might Get Blocked For Posting Too Many Puns
58points

#18 Some Bags Are A Lot Of Wok

Some Bags Are A Lot Of Wok
57points

#19 I Think Of The Ramen Empire A Lot. Especially When I'm Soba

I Think Of The Ramen Empire A Lot. Especially When I'm Soba
56points

#20 What's Sup?

What's Sup?
55points
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