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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)

50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)

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When was the last time you had your home or business inspected, pandas? Be honest, was it last month, or was it three weeks before you moved into the building nine years ago? We tend to assume that everything is just fine with any structure we enter because well, frankly, the idea of the roof collapsing on top of us or the floor caving in isn’t something most of us want to imagine. But unfortunately, buildings don’t last forever, so to ensure that we’ve chosen a safe space to conduct our business or live our lives, those places need to be inspected every now and then.
And who better to inspect your building than Alpha Structural, Inc.? Alpha Structural is a leader in the engineering and construction of foundation and hillside repairs, and a popular presence on the internet thanks to their social media accounts. Below, we’ve gathered photos from their famous Imgur account, featuring some of the most bizarre and shocking things structural inspectors have discovered while on the job, so we hope you enjoy these pics and remember to always have those inspections done on time.
Keep reading to also find an interview with Ben Reinhart, Vice President of Marketing for Alpha Structural, and be sure to upvote the photos you find most surprising. Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s previous articles featuring Alpha Structural, you can find the most recent ones right here and here!

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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
"I'm on the edge" - Lady Gaga
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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
Santa better have insurance.
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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
Still selling for one million dollars…
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Alpha Structural is a Los Angeles based leader in foundation repair whose mission is “to engineer and build the most precise, practical and responsible repair for our customer’s property, in conformance with State and Local Building Codes and with their budget in mind, so that they may realize their goals concerning the correction of their property.” It was started by David Tourjé, who had built many custom hillside homes in the 1980s and decided to specialize in foundation and hillside repairs due to the increasing demand.  

Alpha Structural has now been going strong for decades, becoming the number one choice for Foundation Engineering and Repair, Landslide Repair, Earthquake and Structural Rehabilitation Contractor in the Los Angeles area. “Our production staff has over 850 years of experience and all of it is hard-core and down-in-the-trenches, not managed from behind a computer,” their website states. “Our in-house engineers and technicians are among the most experienced in all of Southern California. If that’s not enough for you, here are just a few more reasons why you should choose us for all your foundation needs.”

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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
Jenga! Your turn.
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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
We were called out to assess a failing deck on an ocean-front home, but the ocean had other plans.
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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
9 lives just aren’t enough.
For mummification to occur, the body must be exposed to certain conditions, including chemicals, low humidity or a lack of air, which prevent the tissue from decaying. 
Crawlspaces can in fact provide just the right mix for a body to mummify. I don't know what to do with this information.
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But despite being based in California, Alpha Structural has had an impact on so many people around the world thanks to their hilarious and informative internet presence. With accounts on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Imgur, Alpha Structural has thousands of followers who are eager to view their team’s most shocking finds from inspections and be glad that these things weren’t discovered in their own homes! We’ve been featuring Alpha Structural on Bored Panda for about three years now, and in the past, we’ve been lucky enough to get in touch with them to learn more about their company and the importance of structural inspections.

Alpha Structural previously told Bored Panda, “There are many factors that can affect the repair of a home such as budget constraints, timing, accessibility of workspace, etc. For the most part we would put the responsibility on the contractors that were hired to do the work. Most homeowners are not aware of the repair ‘methods’ used, especially when the work is under the home."

“For example, we’ve seen brick foundations that have been ‘retrofitted’ by bolting the framing to the brick walls. However, this doesn’t serve any purpose as the bricks can’t hold these bolts. Many times the homeowner had no idea that there was any problem performing this type of retrofit on a brick foundation,” they explained. “Without trying to sound cliché, we can say the old maxim, ‘you get what you pay for’ holds true when selecting a contractor to repair, or upgrade your home’s foundation.”    

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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
Who else is bummed they missed this party?
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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
Jenga but 100x bigger!
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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
At least they placed the concrete on the dirt to avoid termites. 2 out of 10 for the effort.
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We reached out to Alpha Structural about this piece as well, and we were lucky enough to get in touch with Ben Reinhart, the Vice President of Marketing. First, we wanted to hear if there had been any exciting updates since the last time we had spoken with Alpha Structural. "We recently celebrated our 30th anniversary!" Ben shared. "Also, we started servicing Orange County and will soon be expanding to Ventura County as well!"

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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
Interesting brickwork on that chimney you got there.
Tell me you love controlled chaos without telling me you love controlled chaos.
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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
This home was flooded due to a burst pipe. All the water damage and extra pressure it applied to the slab caused a severe crack to form.
 
You can see it runs across the entire length of the living room.
You can see here the slab has a offset crack, characterized by a height difference on either side of a the crack. 
 
It can be tempting to think that cracks in concrete aren’t a cause for concern, but if they’re affecting your home’s structure, they need to be addressed. Your concrete slab is essential to your home’s structural integrity. A weak foundation can lead to the collapse of interior walls.
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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
Do you see it? Let's zoom in...
Yeah, not scary at all.
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We also asked Ben if it's crucial to have a structural inspector take a look at every building we might be living or working in. "When purchasing a property, it’s very important to do your due diligence," he told Bored Panda. "Get all the inspections; you need to make sure that you’re getting what you expect. We’ve heard all sorts of horror stories about people buying homes, waiving contingencies, and then finding out down the line that they have major structural issues."

"Regarding someone who is already the property owner, they don’t necessarily need to get inspections unless they start noticing signs of structural damage," Ben added. "Large, wide cracks, sloping floors, etc. The best thing a property owner can do for their structure is to make sure they have a good drainage system and keep up with regular maintenance. This will go a long way."

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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
Check out this red-tagged home we had the pleasure of visiting this week. No big deal. Just a little movement down the hill.
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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
Moisture in your crawlspace is never a good thing as it causes wood to decay. It is also an ideal habitat for mushrooms and mold
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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
During the storm a tree fell on top of this home. Luckily, no one was seriously injured, though the homeowner was sitting on their couch when their ceiling came crashing down. You can see here how their roof is completely warped from the impact. Inside, the extent of the damage is clearly visible.
P.S. the couch in question is under there somewhere.
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We also asked Ben about any of the wildest things the Alpha Structural team has encountered while on the job. "We come across some crazy stuff. I’d say that one of the most shocking was when one of our assessors found a human skull in the crawl space of a home he was inspecting," he shared. "The skull was complete with a clump of long, black hair and a few chunks of mummified flesh but minus the jawbone. The assessor immediately left the crawl space and notified the police. Surprisingly, when the coroner came, he concluded that the skull was roughly 2,000 years old! It’s suspected that a previous homeowner had found the skull while hiking in Peru in the 1970s and smuggled it back into the country."

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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
For 1 million dollars, would you spend the night in this room?
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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
Here we have a floating post and pier. The room above must be fun for the kids, an in-house bounce house.
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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
I think i've become an animal whisperer. They seem to be following
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We were also curious what type of person would make for a great structural inspector. "Being a structural assessor is a much more exciting job than people would expect. You see all types of buildings, some of which have a very rich history. You meet a lot of people who are experiencing various structural/geotechnical issues," Ben told Bored Panda. "We try to help them find a solution for their problem that fits within their budget. I’d recommend someone who has experience with construction and who likes to solve problems and help people."

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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
"I'll take signs you're having foundation issues for $100."
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50 ‘Nightmares’ And ‘Miracles’ Spotted During Structural Inspections (New Pics)
Is it just Los Angeles drivers or does this happen everywhere? At least the driver miraculously just hit the garage and not the rooms where people were sleeping.
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Ben also added that, "Cracking in drywall/stucco is very common, especially in SoCal. The best thing people can do to mitigate this is make sure that they have a proper drainage system. Don’t let water pool near your foundation. Cracks that are around ¼ of an inch or wider are more concerning. This is a sign that there may be a structural issue."

If you're concerned there might be a structural issue in your home or you'd like to learn more from the experts, be sure to check out Alpha Structural, Inc.'s website right here!

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