99 Funniest Dad Jokes That Make You Groan and Laugh at the Same Time (2026)

What are dad jokes?

A dad joke is a joke so pure, so earnest, and so aggressively unfunny that it loops back around to being hilarious.

It's wordplay delivered with a straight face and zero shame. It's your dad saying, "I'm hungry" and then introducing himself. It's a form of comedy that requires confidence bordering on delusion, and we respect it deeply.

What is the dad joke of the day?

One handpicked groan-inducer, fresh daily. Today's is probably about sandwiches, vegetables, or time.

You'll roll your eyes. You'll also repeat it to someone within the hour. That's just how dad jokes work.

What are the best dad jokes?

The best ones are weaponized wordplay delivered at exactly the wrong moment with exactly the right confidence. "I would tell you a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it."

They're clever, they're clean, and the punchline always arrives just slowly enough that you see it coming and groan anyway. We've collected the greatest hits.

What are corny dad jokes?

Corniness is not a bug in dad jokes, it's a feature. Corny dad jokes are the ones where the pun is so obvious, so telegraphed, so enthusiastically terrible that the joke is really on anyone who expected better.

"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up." Timeless. Awful. Perfect.