Looking for the best dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious? You’re in the right place. Whether you love funny dad jokes that make everyone groan or you’re secretly a fan of clever one-liners, this list delivers the ultimate laugh (or eye-roll) every time.
From classic puns to the latest dad jokes 2024 and 2025, we’ve gathered cheesy, wholesome, and totally awkward humor that only dads (or wannabe dads) can pull off. And yes, we’ve even added a few dad jokes for adults with a slightly more grown-up twist.
So if you’re ready for painfully predictable but weirdly satisfying punchlines, scroll down to discover the funniest dad jokes ever written, vote for your favorites, and share the cringiest ones in the comments!
When you've had enough of the wholesome stuff, our dark jokes or adult jokes are waiting on the other side of the spectrum.
#21 Quick One-Liners To Catch You Off Guard
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
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29points
#22 Brains Over Bites
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”
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#25 Tech Crime Wordplay
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
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27points
#26
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
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#28
I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
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26points
#30 Clear Reasons to Decline
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
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24points
#31 Puns That Deserve A Standing Dad-Ovation
SERVER: "Sorry about your wait." DAD: "Are you saying I’m fat?”
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#34
CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”
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22points
#35
What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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22points
#36 Emergency Dessert Delivery?
When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring: "They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”
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21points
#37
If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.
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What is the Oldest Dad Joke?
Like with everything, there is a specific starting point for jokes. While we might not know the first dad joke to be told, we might get a hint at the genre it was in. Fart jokes want to or not date back to the Sumerians. According to Reuters, a fart joke dates back to 1900 B.C. While you might have it in your list of jokes to tell your dad, keep it around to get the upper hand in a corny humor standoff.