Whether you believe in the supernatural, magic, and all things spooky or not, Halloween is just around the corner, which means they are all automatically real. So equip yourself with every spooky accessory possible to have fun and get the most out of the season.
People in older times were big on curses. They were believed to be the most practical way to get rid of your enemies. Have a rival? Send them some cursed food. An educated rival? There was no shortage of cursed books in medieval times. These were particularly interesting because even though in most cases you needed the help of a professional witch to create a cursed item, it was widely believed that a cursed text was the work of the dark forces themselves to keep humans away from their secrets.
Of course, we don’t want to hurt anyone, Halloween or not. But to keep the spirit of the season, you might want to practice some fun curses, especially if you are planning to turn into a witch for Halloween. How about “I hope you stub your toe!” for starters? If you are going to attend a party, prepare some “cursed images”: photos of cute puppies and kitties the recipient has to keep on their desk at all times to avoid terrible consequences.
We have collected some funny curses to put on someone on Halloween night. You may even want to carry some of them over to your daily life. When anyone annoys you, instead of being mean to them, you will always have fun curses to say in a sinister tone to make them stop. Can you come up with more funny curses?
#1
May your chair produce a sound similar to a fart, but only once, such that you cannot reproduce it to prove that it was just the chair.
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37points
#3
May you always get up from your computer with your headphones still attached.
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33points
#4
May the audio be slightly off sync from the video you are trying to watch.
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32points
#7
May every time you drink orange juice your mouth be fresh with the taste of mint.
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31points
#8
May you try to use a pen on a paper and it will not work, and then you'll test it on the corner of the paper and it will work, and then you'll try to use it and it will again not work.
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29points
#16
May your five year old neighbor have their violin lesson during all of your hangovers.
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26points