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57 Burns So Hilariously Savage, People May Have Needed A Doctor After (New Pics)
Funny,JokesMAY 23, 2026

57 Burns So Hilariously Savage, People May Have Needed A Doctor After (New Pics)

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There was once a time when we were taught to be kind. Turn the other cheek, be the better person, and all that jazz. Nowadays, it literally pays to be cruel. Netflix roasts are a case in point. Millions tune in to watch a star-studded comedic line-up hurl profanities and insults at celebrities like Tom Brady or Kevin Hart. But this trend apparently isn't reserved for the rich and famous...
Even ordinary people are having a field day being rude to strangers, as the internet becomes one big roasting pan. From clever comebacks to cattish comments, nothing is off-limits. Netizens are not just thinking outside the box; they're burning the box completely. Bored Panda has put together a list of some of the most epic and unique insults spotted online, for anyone who likes their roasts spicy and rare.

#1 Just Classic Elon Musk

Just Classic Elon Musk
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#2 America And Europe

America And Europe
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#3 Guess He Never Saw The Movie Hidden Figures

Guess He Never Saw The Movie Hidden Figures
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25 million dollars. That's how much football legend Tom Brady reportedly got paid to simply laugh it off, while a bunch of comedians and other famous people hurled insults at him and held him over the coals. Oh, and he also received a ring worth a cool $40k.

The Roast of Tom Brady, billed as The Greatest Roast of All Time, was hosted by Kevin Hart and broadcast live on Netflix in 2024. It pulled 13.8 million global views during its first week on the streaming platform, hitting #1 on the English-Language Top 10. It was yet more proof that people love a good bout of full-contact comedy, no holds barred...

#4 Alpha Beta Sigma Mentality

Alpha Beta Sigma Mentality
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#5 Third Degree Burn

Third Degree Burn
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#6 Joe Did Her Dirty

Joe Did Her Dirty
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Not many of us will admit to enjoying being insulted. But some believe being roasted is good, and can actually teach us to cope better when coming under fire.

"It’s important to remember that people insult you to get a reaction," notes Thought Catalog. "What if during all of those past instances where you got angry or upset by an insult, you had laughed instead? The insulter would likely be extremely confused, but they would also probably leave you alone."

#7 His First Day

His First Day
96points

#8 At The Start Of Wall E

At The Start Of Wall E
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#9 Sadly, Many People In Indiana Will Show Up For Him

Sadly, Many People In Indiana Will Show Up For Him
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Nationally Certified School Psychologist Izzy Kalman has been working in schools and private practice since 1978. He believes that roasts can teach us resilience, and even refers to them as "an antidote to bullying and narcissism."

Kalman writes that narcissists need to believe they are perfect and to be treated like they’re perfect. "They cannot tolerate being criticized or insulted and may even go into a rage when their image of perfection is assaulted," he adds. "Humor gives us pleasure because it is nature’s weapon against narcissism, preventing us from thinking we're perfect."

#10 My Insurance Won't Cover This Level Of Burn

My Insurance Won't Cover This Level Of Burn
90points

#11 As A British Person, I Can Say That This Is A Bad Example Of Mushy Peas

As A British Person, I Can Say That This Is A Bad Example Of Mushy Peas
87points

#12 Somehow, I Feel Seen

Somehow, I Feel Seen
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When it comes to celebrity roasts, Kalman says they show us that even the people we most admire and envy are not perfect, know they are not perfect, and can enjoy being made fun of publicly. "If those we put on pedestals can enjoy being made fun of, then so should we," the expert notes.

#13 Brother You’re Imprisoned By A Honda Accord

Brother You’re Imprisoned By A Honda Accord
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84points

#14 When The Family Tree Needs Pruning

When The Family Tree Needs Pruning
83points

#15 Stay Out Of My Lane

Stay Out Of My Lane
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Comedian Nicky Glaser has become known as one of the queen of comedy roast since her stellar - and crass - appearance on The Roast of Tom Brady. Glaser didn't hold back as she threw punches at Brady.

“Tom Brady, five-time Super Bowl MVP, most career wins, most career touchdowns, you have seven rings. Well, eight now that Gisele gave hers back, but..." she said at one point.

Glaser revealed in an interview with Today.com that knowing your target is the key to a good roast. "It’s weird, because I don’t know these people. I don’t care about football, and I don’t really know why (Brady) is so great," she said. "So I just had to do my research and read his book and watch all of his interviews, and just get to a place where I was like, 'Oh my God, Tom Brady.' Like, where I believed in it, and I understood how great he was, so that I can then dismantle him."

#16 Failed Attempt To Come Off Hetero

Failed Attempt To Come Off Hetero
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#17 Somehow They Get Along

Somehow They Get Along
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"Roasting someone is a lot like toasting them," reads Lumen Learning's Public Speaking Module on Speaking to Entertain and for Special Occasions. "The preparation can be the same: brainstorm a list of traits or characteristics you associate with that person. But now, rather than using this material to show how great the person is, use the traits to poke fun at them."

It adds that roast jokes are often a combination of character humor and hyperbole, and suggests that when preparing to roast someone, you identify a distinctive trait, exaggerate it, and then see where it takes you.

#19 It Is A Nice Beard, Though

It Is A Nice Beard, Though
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79points

#20 Such A "Proper" Slap On The Face 😅

Such A "Proper" Slap On The Face 😅
76points
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