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107 Brutal Roasts The Victims Probably Still Think About
Funny,JokesJUN 23, 2026

107 Brutal Roasts The Victims Probably Still Think About

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Even some vegans love a good roast. The more rare and spicy, the better. This has nothing to do with meat. But rather, a slew of well-timed, savage words hurled at someone until they're crisped to perfection.
This year's Netflix Roast of Kevin Hart pulled 13,5 million viewers. It was hot on the heels of the Roast of Tom Brady, which saw 13.8 million people tuning in. We're yet to hear who'll be the victim of the next celebrity roast, or when it will take place. But that's okay because from what we've gathered, it seems like many ordinary netizens are just as good at holding each other over the coals as the rich and famous.
Bored Panda has scoured the internet to find the hottest, funniest and most unique comebacks, insults and online roasts out there. And there certainly was no shortage. Here's an epic compilation that you can come back to whenever your own polite words fail you...

#81 Hmm

Hilariously savage burns in a tweet about filling the ocean with land for America, met with a sarcastic reply.
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24points

#82 Creative Analogy In A Yelp Review

Hilariously savage burn from a coffee shop review criticizing the barista's blank stare and bad espresso.
23points

#83 Even His Hairline Got Commitment Issues

A screenshot of a Twitter exchange where Wendy's delivers a savage burn about Josh McBride's hairline.
22points

#84 A Strangely Accurate Description Of Dave Portnoy

Hilariously savage burn comparing Dave Portnoy to Mark Zuckerberg's reflection, needing a doctor after.
22points

#85 Dad Giving His Son Some Subtle Hints

A screenshot of a dad's Spotify playlist for his kid, featuring several songs that sound like savage burns.
22points

#86 Hm

A YouTube screenshot with a hilarious savage burn comment describing Charlie as a homeless Pokemon trainer.
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22points

#87 Clever Comeback

A screenshot of a Twitter exchange showing hilarious burns from Atheist Quotes to a user about religious quotes.
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22points

#88 Not Exactly An Insult, But The "Basedest" Comment I've Have Saw

A hilariously savage burn on Jack Black for being chosen to portray a square character.
22points

#89 You Look Like A Memory

A blurred image with a savage burn comment saying 'you look like a memory,' showcasing hilarious burns.
21points

#90 Africans Have So Much Inspiration When It Comes To Insults

Hilariously savage burn, a tweet stating, The reason you have a head is just for the separation of your ears.
20points

#91 Digital Water Splash

A Reddit comment delivering a hilarious burn: You deserve the digital equivalent of being sprayed with a water bottle.
20points

#92 That Must’ve Hurt

A hilariously savage text exchange about dating app messages, showing burns and witty replies.
19points

#93 Do You Miss Reading Foolishness In The Old And Now Buried Yahoo Answer?

A Yahoo! Answers screenshot with a funny comeback to a sexist remark, one of 107 burns.
19points

#94 God Forbid A Girl Have Preferences

A tweet sharing a hilariously savage burn where someone was called a non-profit organization for going home with ugly guys.
18points

#95 Where My Hug At

A Twitter screenshot showcasing two images of a triggerfish and a hilariously savage tweet commenting on its appearance.
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18points

#96 Elegant Way Of Calling Someone Smelly, Although The Emojis Sort Of Spoil The Insult

Hilariously savage burn on Twitter about a career and deodorant, so savage people needed a doctor.
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16points

#97 They Really Are Brave

Hilariously savage burns of a YouTube video with dislikes for the Minecraft Movie teaser.
16points

#98 Accurate Description Of Michael Cera

A hilariously savage burn on Reddit, comparing a man to a Percocet-selling janitor.
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15points

#99 Hmm

A hilariously savage burn comparing a person to Chucky's non-binary child.
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15points

#100 Bro's Living On Daily Rewards

Two hilariously savage burns on a post about food: one comment states Ducks throw bread at bro, another says African kids donate to bro.
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14points
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