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40 Clever, Fun And Plain Hilarious Church Signs
FunnyDEC 9, 2022

40 Clever, Fun And Plain Hilarious Church Signs

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Church signs are a staple of small-community life. They’re one of the first things you see when you drive through a cute town center and often give you an idea of what kind of neighborhood you’ve just entered.
But most of the time, they’re more than a way for religious institutions to reach out to people, share the gospel, and resonate with their town’s sense of community. These roadside signs can be a valuable and unexpected source of… entertainment. You know what we’re talking about. Those short, extra clever, and sometimes quite ambiguous church sign sayings you can’t help but look at, hoping to find a rib-tickling pun or joke. 
After all, you know what they say: if you’ve got it, flaunt it. And if your church has also got a funny bone, consider yourself lucky — making people laugh is an art form.
Now, thanks to the internet’s insatiable appetite for all things strange and humorous, we can look at some of the most hilarious church signs from around the country! Can you imagine the days before the internet when you couldn’t just search for clever church sign ideas for your church’s outdoor panel? Crazy how they could come up with them with no help.
These funny church signs will have you cracking up, whether it’s a clever play on words or a pun-tastic double meaning. Only one thing is sure — these people knew exactly what they were doing!

#21 Fruit vs. Nuts

Funny church sign about fruit and nuts
280points

#22 This Too Shall Pass

Funny church sign about kidneystone
274points

#23 Life Goals

Funny church sign about Westboro Baptist church
271points

#24 This Church Needs You To Stop Praying For More Snow

Funny church sign about praying for snow
263points

#25 The Preferences Of God

Funny church sign about what God prefers
260points

#26 Fear Not!

Funny church sign about ark and rain
256points

#27 It's Hot In Hell

Funny church sign about AC nuts
234points

#28 This Sign That Understands Who Holds All The Power In The Pew

Funny church sign about thou shalt not try me
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225points

#29 This Sign That Is Trying To Make Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass" A Bit Holier

Funny church sign about dat grace
216points

#30 Dad Joke Marquee

Funny church sign about a sheep, a snake & a drum
197points

#31 This Sign That Promises God Loves You More Than Kanye Loves Kanye

Funny church sign about Kanye and God
193points

#32 Go Canucks!

Funny church sign about sign guy
188points

#33 No Parking

Funny broken church sign about parking spots
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187points

#34 The Irony Is Lost On This Church

Funny church sign about what hell is like
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163points

#35 This Sign Knows You're Spending Time At Church Instead Of The Gym, But Don't Fear Because You'll Have A "Smoking Hot Body" When You're Dead!

Funny church sign about cremation
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155points

#36 This Church Sign That Wants To Know How Often You Come

Funny church sign about easter
152points

#37 This Church That Embraced "Christian Girl Autumn" With A Pumpkin Spice Communion Joke

Funny church sign about pumpkin spice
152points

#38 This Church Has Straight Up Given Up On Their Sign

Funny church sign about go to church
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149points

#39 This Sign That Simply Cannot Be Real

Funny church sign about 4 inch tongue
128points

#40 Hipster Jesus

Funny church sign about hipster Jesus
128points
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