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50 Funny Church Signs That Deserve All The Praise
FunnyAUG 17, 2017

50 Funny Church Signs That Deserve All The Praise

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While European churches may be world-famous for their historical value and architecture, the ones in America are known for their notoriously clever and hilariously funny church signs.
Much like a store might write up a cheeky message on their sidewalk A-frame to entice people walking by to come inside, churches use humorous church welcome signs to try and draw potential faithful in to fill their pews - or, now and then, just to put a smile on someone's face who might need it. The trendier the creative church sayings, the more likely they are to appeal to young audiences.
Speaking of trends, one of the latest ones happens to be posting pictures of sinfully funny church signs. Though we don't necessarily agree with everything they say, we give them major points for creativity. Check out the best of the ridiculously funny church signs, and see which ones deserve the most 'praise.'

#21 Dissing The President

Hampton United Methodist Church sign - ‘A perv, a con artist, and a fascist walk into a bar. Bartender says, ‘What'll it be, Mr. president-elect?’
157points

#22 Once A Year

McCormick Chapel Church sign - ‘Easter comes once a year how often do you’
142points

#23 Undocumented Refugee

Church sign - ‘Jesus was an undocumented refuge’
128points

#24 Recipe For Holy Water

Church sign - ‘How do we make holy water? We boil the hell out of it!’
127points

#25 Noah The Brave

Sign - ‘Noah was a brave man 2 sail n a wood boat with 2 termites’
125points

#26 God's Creations

Church sign - ‘God didn't create anything without a purpose. But mosquitoes come pretty close.’
123points

#27 Teenager Bible Version

Sign - “Genesis 1:3, teenager version ‘And god said, let there be light. And it was lit.’”
121points

#28 Hot As Hell

Baptist Church sign - ‘Not, it's not hot as hell’
114points

#29 Satan Called

Zion Lutheran Church sign - ‘Satan called he wants his weather back’
111points

#30 Jesus Is Watching

Yellow sign - ‘Jesus is watching but the police have radar’
111points

#31 The Missing Part

Sign - ‘Whats missing from ch ch u r’
110points

#32 Aim For Perfection

Sign at church bathroom - ‘Finally brothers, Aim for perfection... And the God of love and peace will be with you.’
104points

#33 Alternative Facts

Canaan Baptist Church sign - ‘Thou shall not lie or use alternative facts...’
104points

#34 Live Fully

Church sign - ‘Live so fully that westboro baptist church will picket your funeral’
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102points

#35 Having Trouble Sleeping?

Creek Baptist Church sign - ‘Having trouble sleeping? Try one of our sermons’
93points

#36 Disturbing Lack Of Faith

Living proof church sign - ‘I find your lack of faith disturbing - Darth Vader’
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90points

#37 Short But Powerful

Church of Christ sign - ‘Sin is a short word with a long sentence’
87points

#38 A Sign From God

Sign - ‘God gave us mouths that close and ears that don’t. That may tell us something.’
85points

#39 Proper Last Name

Faith Chapel sign - ‘God's last name isn't ‘Damn’!’
84points

#40 Don't You Dare

Church of The Valley sign - ‘Don't make me come down there — God’
83points
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