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“Embarrassing”: 51 Times Canada Roasted America So Well, You Can’t Even Be Mad
Funny,JokesNOV 17, 2025

“Embarrassing”: 51 Times Canada Roasted America So Well, You Can’t Even Be Mad

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Canadians have built themselves a reputation for being polite people. They value the words “please”, “thank you,” and “excuse me.” They make sure to apologize if someone bumps into them. 
However, the internet and social media comment sections have exposed a sassier and fiercer side of Canucks. You’re about to see it in the following screenshots, where they’ve savagely roasted Americans, their neighbors south of the border. 
Scroll down the list and check out some of the sickest burns of them all.

#1 When They’re Right, They’re Right

When They’re Right, They’re Right
216points

#2 It Is Nice To Have A Bill Of Rights

It Is Nice To Have A Bill Of Rights
178points

#3 Math Is Definitely Hard For Them

Math Is Definitely Hard For Them
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170points

Apart from their polite nature, Canadians share many common values. According to an article by Simon Fraser University, one of them is the uneasiness during confrontations. 

“Generally speaking, Canadians tend to feel uncomfortable in situations where another person is acting aggressively or rudely,” an excerpt from the piece reads.

#4 It’s Not Brain Surgery

It’s Not Brain Surgery
164points

#5 "We Will Just Pull Our $200B In Financial Aid From Canada Which Would Collapse Your Economy"

"We Will Just Pull Our $200B In Financial Aid From Canada Which Would Collapse Your Economy"
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154points

#6 Literacy Rates In America Are Still Dropping

Literacy Rates In America Are Still Dropping
145points

Another trait mentioned in the article is the prioritization and respect for personal space. It noted how Canadians typically maintain an arm's-length distance between people and respect each other’s privacy. 

Casual conversations between strangers are often light and less serious, primarily revolving around mundane topics like the weather. The article noted that people often avoid discussing sensitive issues, such as money and politics. 

#7 Medical Bills

Medical Bills
142points

#8 Life Expectancy Is The Best Product

Life Expectancy Is The Best Product
135points

#9 Well, They Can't Read. Murica

Well, They Can't Read. Murica
134points

Canada’s reputation as a polite nation also has its unsavory side. In July, University of Ottawa researcher Dr. Karine Coen-Sanchez published a paper that highlighted the “polite racism” that’s been plaguing the country’s workforce. 

Dr. Coen-Sanchez particularly highlighted how employees who are people of color, such as second-generation Haitians and Jamaican Canadians, experience systemic barriers in hiring, promotion, and daily interactions with colleagues.

#10 Poor Guy, He Got Destroyed

Poor Guy, He Got Destroyed
119points

#11 Brutal

Brutal
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118points

#12 "The U.S. Will No Longer Provide Military Protection Unless Canada Becomes The 51st State"

"The U.S. Will No Longer Provide  Military  Protection Unless Canada Becomes The 51st State"
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107points

Dr. Coen-Sanchez defines polite racism as a “distinctly Canadian form of racial exclusion.” She notes that it’s the kind of discrimination that “hides behind civility, bureaucratic neutrality, and institutional politeness.” 

#13 “If It Wasn’t America’s Hat, No One Would Care About Canada”

“If It Wasn’t America’s Hat, No One Would Care About Canada”
99points

#14 "Canada Should Look At Joining The US. Better Purchasing Power, Better Healthcare"

"Canada Should Look At Joining The US. Better Purchasing Power, Better Healthcare"
98points

#15 Indeed

Indeed
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“It is the art of saying no with a smile. It sounds like, ‘You’re not the right fit.’ It looks like praise without promotion. It’s the feedback that never mentions race — and yet race determines who gets in, who moves up, and who belongs,” she noted

Dr. Coen-Sanchez also stated that while many institutions publicly pride themselves on promoting equity, they “privately center whiteness as the measure of professionalism.” In her words, diversity is a “symbolic” celebration, but being white is what “defines competence and belonging.” 

#16 Trying To Deport Outside The Us

Trying To Deport Outside The Us
89points

#17 Happy Thursday

Happy Thursday
85points

#18 Facts Don't Care About You Feelings

Facts Don't Care About You Feelings
81points

Ultimately, Dr. Coen-Sanchez calls for a genuine approach to equity, not one that is performative or a PR stunt. She urges “learning the language of racism” as it truly functions, focusing on both implicit bias and polite racism. 

#19 The USA Haven't Won A Single War In 70 Years

The USA Haven't Won A Single War In 70 Years
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79points

#20 Of The Entire World

Of The Entire World
79points
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