As soon as people hand over their luggage at the check-in counter, they also check in their dignity and common sense. Because none of that follows them through security. The only things that make it onto the plane along with your overpriced coffee are an enormous amount of audacity and a neck pillow they do not know how to wear correctly.
People online recently asked cabin crew to share the most facepalm-inducing questions they have ever been asked at altitude, and the thread shows us that common sense often misses its connection. These are real questions that will quickly make it clear why we need a cartoon chart about how to fasten a seatbelt.
#81
Out of Burbank, a guy ordered Bloodymary Mix with apple juice and vodka! And he had 2 rounds 🤢.
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6points
#82
pax: can i have whiskey with ice.
Crew: here you go sir whisky on the rocks
Pax: No on the table.
Crew: here you go sir whisky on the rocks
Pax: No on the table.
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4points
#83
Pax: "hi, I didn't feel well. I got a headache. It's so hurt. Can u help me?"
Me: "sure, sir. We have a pain killer. Or you wanna get some tea also?"
Pax: "no, I want pepsi".
Me: "sure, sir. We have a pain killer. Or you wanna get some tea also?"
Pax: "no, I want pepsi".
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2points
#84
A classic: „Are you flying back immediately?“ after a long haul flight of 10 hours.
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2points
#85
Flight 2 hours, box meal service, 737. Mostly pax always queuing in front lavatory after takeoff. After load meal then want to start the service, the one pax (e-plat) ask us to stop the service because he want to go lavatory. Him face like don’t care the others hungry because he already eat at the lounge.
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-1point
#86
Flt to Dac..had a conversation
Pax:sir are u student?
Me:....an awkwrd face(while seat at crewseat).
Pax:sir are u student?
Me:....an awkwrd face(while seat at crewseat).
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-4points

