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72 Wild Bumper Stickers That Made A Statement And Revealed Everything There Is To Know About The Driver (New Pics)
FunnyAUG 2, 2026

72 Wild Bumper Stickers That Made A Statement And Revealed Everything There Is To Know About The Driver (New Pics)

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English judge Sir Edward Coke wrote in 1604 that a person's house is their "castle and fortress." Four hundred years later, the statement still stands. Only now, many of us also have a mobile extension of our estate.
Cars are not just machines that get us from point A to point B. Many treat them as a way to show off their taste, opinions, and, sometimes, a complete lack of restraint.
The subreddit r/BumperStickers is proof of that. It's a place where people share the funniest, strangest, and downright unhinged messages they spot on the streets.

#1 Keep The Immigrants Deport The Racists

Wild bumper sticker on a blue car saying "Keep the Immigrants, Deport the Racists."
117points

#2 Abso-Freakin-Lutely!!

A funny bumper sticker on a car window with a church and Capitol building, reading Build This Wall.
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106points

In one survey, CarMax Inc. found that the number one reason people display bumper stickers, decals, or magnets on their cars is to make a statement about themselves, their values, and their interests.

Of the respondents who had not displayed a sticker, nearly a quarter said it was simply because they hadn't found one that represented them.

#3 I Wish

A funny bumper sticker on a car's rear window reads, Nobody knows the exact age of the human race.
103points

#4 Maybe That Was The Point All Along?

An unfiltered bumper sticker with floral accents reads, They didn't burn witches, they burned women, a truly wild bumper sticker.
88points

#5 Found In Classroom I’m Subbing In Today

A close-up of a wild bumper sticker with a Voltaire quote amidst other stickers on a surface.
84points

And it's not just big companies that are capitalizing on the demand. Since bumper stickers are so deeply personalized, individual designers have found success as well.

For example, one that made the rounds around Brooklyn said, "Keep Honking! I'm Listening to Alice Coltrane's 1971 Meteoric Sensation 'Universal Consciousness.'"

As it gained popularity all over the United States, it turned out that the creator was Los Angeles-based artist Christopher DeLoach.

#6 Another Member Of My Tribe Jk.. Chill

Unfiltered bumper sticker on a car saying "Feminism is the radical notion that women are people."
81points

#7 Honk!

An unfiltered bumper sticker that reads, HONK IF YOU'D RATHER BE IN ANCIENT MESOPOTAMIA INSCRIBING A CLAY TABLET TO EA-NASIR COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS POOR QUALITY COPPER INGOTS.
80points

#8 Seemed Like A Good Time To Re-Post

A funny, wild, and unfiltered bumper sticker on a dark car reading: like Jesus would ever own a gun & vote Republican.
74points

#9 Hell Yeah Brother. Seen Is Bisbee, AZ

An unfiltered bumper sticker on a white Ford truck showing support for Obama 2028, sparking drivers to do a double take.
70points

DeLoach told GQ that he first came up with the idea for the bumper sticker while listening to Alice Coltrane’s rendition of "Going Home" (which appears not on Universal Consciousness but on 1973’s Lord of Lords). That same day, he happened upon the classic vintage bumper sticker, "Keep Honking, I'm Listening to Jazz" and decided that message could be improved.

DeLoach estimates that he gave away the first 300 or so to friends and friends of friends, but in a few months, he found himself selling several hundred a week. "I was mailing them out in these large manila envelopes, which I had never foreseen myself doing," he said.

#10 Wondering, Waiting, Wishing

Wild bumper sticker on a car window with a drawing of the Tardis and the text Can someone please fix the timeline?
67points

#11 Good Question

Funny bumper sticker: How do you grow up listening to punk and hip hop and still end up a bootlicker?
64points

#12 I've Never Actually Took The Time To Think About, Honestly

Unfiltered bumper sticker on a car's rear that reads there is absolutely NO WAY everyone was kung foo fighting.
62points

#13 I Wholeheartedly Agree

Funny bumper sticker on the back of a Jeep that says This is why we can't have nice things.
60points

DeLoach has sold around 8,000 bumper stickers so far: still a fairly niche phenomenon, but enough to help him financially.

The stickers, which retail for $7 each, have paid for his studio over the past year and allowed him to subsidize the cost of investing in a restaurant he opened in Mexico a few years ago.

#14 Portland Oregon

A funny bumper sticker on a dark blue car reads, I've Got A Perfect Body, but it's in the trunk.
60points

#15 I'm Only Driving This Until

Funny bumper sticker: Im only driving this until we can afford a better president.
60points

#16

A silver car's bumper featuring a funny bumper sticker that reads: Knitting is an apocalypse survival skill.
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58points

#17 Books

Funny bumper sticker featuring Archer saying, SERIOUSLY READ A BOOK on a car window.
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57points

However, bold statements aren't always universally accepted. University of Cincinnati researchers found that political polarization is seeping into bumper stickers as well.

UC College of Arts and Sciences Assistant Professors Rachel Torres and Ben Farrer said people who watched a driving simulation in which the motorist ahead of them cut them off in traffic were more likely to honk if the offending vehicle had a political bumper sticker, particularly one for the party they did not support.

#18 Found In A Target Parking Lot

A funny bumper sticker on a white car reads Keep Honking! Im Listening To Ska And Youre In The Band Now.
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55points

#19 Survive Out Of Spite

Funny bumper sticker that says "Survive Out Of Spite" with blood splatters on a car.
54points

#20 Saw This Today

A funny, wild, and unfiltered bumper sticker on a silver Volvo showing a crying cat and reading: Sorry for speeding! But my cat is at home alone!
54points
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