Funny Break Up Lines!

#1: "Welcome to dumpedville! Population: 1-you!" OK, you gotta text this to them at like 1:00 in the morning. When they wake up and check their phone they'll laugh then realize. #2: "Roses are red, violets are blue. Sorry to say, but I'm breaking up with you!" This is perfect for poets. #3: "Roses are red, violets are blue. Love is sweet like you. But the roses are dying. And the violets are dead. The sugar is gone, just like you." Perfect. #4: "We're the cupcake. Now your a muffin and I'm just frosting." This one came out of someones stomach I think. #5: "Are you in the mountains? Because you're gone now." Please, someone send this to your partner when they are hiking. #6: "Are you there-woman? Because I'm gone-man." You're no superhero after this. #7 "You're a weak signal. I'm getting a stronger one from that person over there." Point in a random direction and run. #8: "Are you non-stick fluid? 'Cause I'm slipping away from you." I don't even know what to say. #9: "You coming here? Oh, then I'm leaving here." If you're at a store and your partner is coming and you wanna break up, say this. #10: "I think I'm the Flash. Because I'm already gone." If your fast, say this.