Nothing feels original anymore—at least, that’s what everyone keeps saying. Everywhere you look it’s a reboot, a remake, or, as the internet recently decided to call it, “reheated nachos.” After a while, it really can start to seem like we’re all trapped in one giant echo chamber, repeating the same thoughts in slightly different fonts.
But there’s one subreddit that proves originality is still alive and kicking, though perhaps in a slightly unconventional way. It’s called r/BrandNewSentence and it collects those rare moments when someone posts something that has absolutely never been said before in human history. And they’re usually hilarious, unhinged, or both.
We’ve rounded up some of the best examples that’ll remind you people can still surprise each other.
#3 “Buddy, I Can See Mountains Reflected In The Eyes Of A Trailside Pika.”

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179points
#5 "When The Enemy's Fortifications Are Impregnable, Pillage The Countryside Until Starvation Forces Them Out."

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161points
#7 "The Truth Stood Behind Me, Silent, While I Handed You Something Prettier"

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137points
#9 You Can Impale Yourself With The Point Like A Disgraced Samurai And Still Miss It

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131points
#11 "I Fought In Vietnam. Saw Unspeakable Horrors. And For The Last 30 Years Everyone‘S Called Me Cheese"

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126points
#12 Technically, The Truth: "A Hindu Garden Gnome Dating A Jewish Mossad Agent Says He’ll Meet A Zionist Christian In Viking Valhalla"

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120points
#16 "They Look Like The Founders Of A Startup That Will End Up In A Senate Hearing"

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110points
#18 "Marrying A Man Instead Of A Woman Is Simply A Wise Long-Term Financial Decision"

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104points















