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50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny "Brand New Sentences" (New Pics)
FunnyNOV 8, 2023

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny "Brand New Sentences" (New Pics)

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The internet is definitely a unique thing. Sure, that sounds obvious, but what isn’t is the idea that it might empower very unlikely things to happen. Or more specifically, very unlikely things to be said. So unlikely that it might be the first ever occurrence out there.
Introducing r/BrandNewSentence, a community of netizens who scour the vast internetscapes for things that have never been said before. And if they’re not scouring, they are definitely the ones cashing in on that potential in themselves.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what makes the internet a unique thing.

#1 Stick A Turkey Leg In A Sneaker And Your Dog Patrol Your Yard

Stick A Turkey Leg In A Sneaker And Your Dog Patrol Your Yard
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#2 Homie In Law

Homie In Law
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#3 “What R Ur Adjectives???”

“What R Ur Adjectives???”
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So, as mentioned above, Brand New Sentence is an online community that aims to collect and showcase sentences that have never before been written. Ever. In human history. A bit of an exaggeration, mayhaps, but let your perception be the judge of that once you feast your eyes on the submissions found in this listicle. If anything, it will definitely give you some perspective on the things people think about on the regular. And if you’re that skeptically nihilistic, appreciate it for the expository writing.

#4 Ramirez Has Just Got The Parking Lot Frog

Ramirez Has Just Got The Parking Lot Frog
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#5 Pink Acid Trip That Feels Like Being Slapped By Lots Of Confusingly Attractive People

Pink Acid Trip That Feels Like Being Slapped By Lots Of Confusingly Attractive People
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#6 I Already Named My Switchblade Stabitha…

I Already Named My Switchblade Stabitha…
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We once again return to the topic of human creativity with this one. Previously, we took a bit of a different approach—creativity was considered from the perspective of kids in our article on the best parenting tweets of October.

Creativity has many benefits—like, many—it supports mental growth, divergent thinking, development of sensory perception, verbal, coordination and attention skills, emotional intelligence and many other things. Like, many.

#7 Sketti Bowl Not Made Of Duck

Sketti Bowl Not Made Of Duck
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#8 Yeehaw High School

Yeehaw High School
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#9 The Forbidden Art Of Giving Crabs Knowledge

The Forbidden Art Of Giving Crabs Knowledge
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So, if we encourage human creativity in kids, they will most certainly develop a skill for it and will take it with them into adulthood. Heck, according to preschool teacher Kristen Varley, BPHE, RECE, adults can apply the same methods of creativity for themselves to learn to be creative. And the beauty of creativity is that it is limitless. As long as particular conditions are met, there is endless potential for creativity to be born. And endless potential for brand new sentences.

#10 That Good Ol Southern Drawl

That Good Ol Southern Drawl
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#11 Why NASA

Why NASA
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#12 Kansas Is Not Meant For Permanent Habitation

Kansas Is Not Meant For Permanent Habitation
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The reasoning behind the limitlessness of creativity in humans is the potential for unique perspectives. Unlike artificial intelligence, which is limited by how much it has scraped off the internet, humans have the ability to break free from existing boundaries.

Keeping with the AI topic, lecturers Chloe Preece and Finola Kerrigan co-wrote a scholarly article on artistic brands where they elaborated that AI is consumer-centric and market-driven, whereas humans are self- and product driven.

#13 They Had To Blow Dry The Ultrasound Goo Off Her

They Had To Blow Dry The Ultrasound Goo Off Her
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#14 Switching To Gender Evil

Switching To Gender Evil
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#15 What About Iceberg's Tears?

What About Iceberg's Tears?
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This contrast explains how AI is not only technically, but also by design, limited in its capabilities. Humans, on the other hand, have goals and desires to drive action and creativity. Where AI only essentially does what it’s supposed to, humans can break free from that. In turn, humans strive for innovation or artistic expression, or just plain old achieving personal goals as it’s rooted in self-expression and self-fulfillment. And when you consider those, the sky’s the limit, as they say.

#16 Membership Only Human Trafficking Gentlemen’s Club Headquartered In Budapest

Membership Only Human Trafficking Gentlemen’s Club Headquartered In Budapest
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#17 If You Whacked Me With A Ford Explorer

If You Whacked Me With A Ford Explorer
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#18 Umm..no?

Umm..no?
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Creativity is considered a tendency to generate or recognize ideas and possibilities that might just make that one problem solvable. It can also be used for the fun of it.

To be creative means to be able to see things differently, in a new way. It’s like taking two unlikely things and putting them together—but the catch is you need to have experienced these two things in order to merge them. It doesn’t have to be two, it can be more, and it doesn’t have to be tangible either. But the fact is that it’s generating something new based on something else.

#19 What In The French

What In The French
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#20 Tom & Jerry Irl

Tom & Jerry Irl
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