Although we can't stop the aging process, we can at least stave off doctor visits that become more regular as we age. As they say, a laugh a day keeps the doctor away. Or was it an apple? It doesn't matter. What does matter is to keep your aging friend laughing and showing off their pearly whites while they still can. Do so by setting off their cake day with some funny birthday sayings!
Humorous happy birthday wishes and sayings are great to pamper the birthday girl or boy for their big day! Even better if you wake them up with one—that’s a sure way to set their mood high for the day.
Hence, if you are looking for funny birthday quotes to put in a card or funny birthday wishes to caption a photo dump conveying your life-long friendship, we have plenty to choose from! Not only that, but we have also gathered funny sayings about birthdays that you may also entwine into a birthday wish to make it even more special.
Humorous happy birthday wishes and sayings are great to pamper the birthday girl or boy for their big day! Even better if you wake them up with one—that’s a sure way to set their mood high for the day.
Hence, if you are looking for funny birthday quotes to put in a card or funny birthday wishes to caption a photo dump conveying your life-long friendship, we have plenty to choose from! Not only that, but we have also gathered funny sayings about birthdays that you may also entwine into a birthday wish to make it even more special.
Below, we’ve compiled a list of funny happy birthday sayings and wishes that will surely put a smile on your loved one’s face! As always, upvote the expressions you enjoyed the most and share this article with someone who could use some inspiration. To make it a full package, you can also check out our list of funny gag gift ideas!
#41
Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still younger than your next birthday.
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#42
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!
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#43
You’re not old, you’re vintage!
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#44
Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
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#45
Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more the older they get.
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#46
I’m just here for the cake.
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#47
You are one-in-a-million and I’d rather spend the day celebrating your birthday than anything else—except for watching football, baseball, or hockey.
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#51
"On my 25th birthday the first SMS I got was from a friend saying "congratulations, you are now closer to be 30 then 20"."
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#52
If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!
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#53
Age is just a number, but wrinkles are the real gift that keeps on giving.
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#54
I’m not getting older, I’m just increasing in value like a fine wine.
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#55
Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
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#56
Because it’s your birthday, I’ll share my nachos with you.
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#57
Happy birthday to someone who’s not yet too old to still need a fake ID.
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#58
Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake.
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#59
I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for… but go off I guess… Happy birthday!
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#60
The secret to staying young is make-up... make up an age, then stick with it!
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