Have you ever wondered what to say to a person celebrating their birthday? Sure, a simple “Happy birthday!” would do, but hey, it’s a special day, so it’s only fitting to have a special congratulations line. That’s where funny birthday quotes come in. With so many birthday wishes around, you will surely find one that is unique, funny, and touching!
When the day of birth comes, the main topic often is age. Depending on who you are congratulating, these hilarious birthday quotes should touch on aging, the wisdom that comes with it, and rebelliousness, all with a touch of comedy.
Wishing congratulations to someone comes in all shapes and forms, so if you need some funny happy birthday quotes to avoid a ruined birthday and perhaps wish a long-distance friend (or a family member) a happy birthday over social media, these lines will work great as captions, too.
So don’t wait any longer and dig into this collection of funny birthday quotes. Vote for your favorites and surprise your celebrating friends or family members with a line or two!
#1
“Inside every older person is a younger person—wondering what the hell happened.” — Jennifer Yane
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#2
“The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana.“ – Betty White
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“I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don’t have to respect anybody.“ — George Burns
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#4
“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” — Ogden Nash
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#5
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” — Robert Frost
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“Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.“ — Will Rogers
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#7
“If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” — Eubie Blake
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#8
“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.” — Phyllis Diller
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#9
“Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research.“ — Carl G. Jung
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“You're not forty, you're eighteen with twenty-two years experience.“ – Unknown
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#11
“I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.” — Unknown
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#12
“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.“ — Oscar Wilde
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“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” — Sir Norman Wisdom
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“Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” — Ogden Nash
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#15
“Looking fifty is great—if you’re sixty.” — Joan Rivers
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“Every year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my favorite songs of the year as a sort of musical diary because I am a teenage girl.“ — Chris Hardwick
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#17
“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?“ – Bobby Kelton
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#18
“Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.“ — Bob Hope
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#19
“Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.” — Herbert Asquith
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#20
“Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.“ – Anthony Powell
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