160 Bird Puns That Are Positively Owl-some

O noble fowl, thine flight is envy, thou watchest us with beady eyes from skies we’ll never reach! Thine ancestors are mega reptiles, and always thou shall soar! The heights thou reach are stars themselves, and we are but the measly worms. And jokes, and puns, o royal bird, however many thou shall like! We’ll dedicate a post to you, just so you’d let us fly! See, even the most cliche-inspired writer can turn into Shakespeare when the topic is birds, and more so if the subject is bird puns. So, as you’ve probably guessed by now, the next installment in our Puns For Everyone series is dedicated to sky roamers of all sizes, and it turns out it’s quite a fertile ground for probably the best puns ever. 

It would’ve been such a faux pas to miss this subject for clever puns entirely, so before bad turns to worse, we are granting an apology to feathered animals for not including them on our rooster earlier. However, we did our best soaring through the internet for the best puns on birds, and we do sincerely hope that both you and all of the Pica pica’s and Turdus maximus’ of this planet will enjoy our selection. And of course, no chicken and no parrot are left unmentioned in these cute puns, so whichever fowl you fancy the most will be included in this list of funny bird puns.

You know the rest - the puns are just a crow’s flight below under this text, and they are eagerly waiting to be read by you. So, once you are done, vote for the silly puns that ruffled your feathers, and share this article with your friends!