There are friends, and there are people who are much more than that. In some cases, these people are equal to or even higher than family. They come once in a lifetime, but once they’re there, there’s nothing you can do to get rid of them. The indestructible bond of friends, as described in these funny best-friend quotes, is something to cherish for as long as you can.
When you take friendship to the next level, you’re bound to get chained together for a wild ride. Friends come and go, fun on various occasions, but, as expressed in these funny quotes about best friends, it’s those special friends that are someone who will make the occasion fun. And what better way to share the awesome friendship of two lost souls than with a post on social media?
The thoughts on this list will work great for coming up with best friend captions for Instagram to show the world the shenanigans both of you are getting up to. Talking about the depth of knowing, supporting, and feeling each other, there are few words that can describe such a bond well enough.
If you have a picture that needs a line or two for posting on social media, scroll through these best friendship quotes that can easily act as captions for your post.
#1
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'” - Groucho Marx
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#2
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
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"A true friend cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover."
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#4
"Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking 'if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital'."
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#5
"Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway." - Greg Tamblyn
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"Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die."
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"Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
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#8
“I know we’re friends because I can ask you for bail money. I know we’re true friends because you never asked why I needed your shovel.”
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#9
"We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence."
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#10
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." - Linda Grayson
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#11
“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”
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#12
"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you."
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#13
"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."
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#14
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!" - C.S. Lewis
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#15
"I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels."
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#16
"I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places." - Mark Twain
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#17
"I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other."
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#18
"We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth."
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#19
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
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#20
"A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand." - Nancy Werlin
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