There are plenty of joke categories, but none other gets as much attention as the bad joke category. The stuff that is so bad that it becomes belly-achingly hilarious has been known since the dawn of Earth. It has relentlessly followed humanity throughout its stages of development.
While in the prehistoric ages, people might have laughed at ‘ooga booga,’ as early as the Middle Ages, it was common to laugh at depictions of knights fighting snails.
This was probably considered the lamest joke ever, but even after eons have passed, we still find it so bad that it’s funny. And while most of these bad jokes now come in the visual form of memes, the written word still prevails, and we have proof of it - this thorough list of funny bad jokes!
To make it even, we’ve discovered that plenty of sub-categories fall under the umbrella of bad jokes. There, of course, are some lame puns in here and, needless to say, quite a few dad jokes. And with such an array of categories, the topics are practically inexhaustible.
So, from fishing matters to teachers and from kids to horses, there indeed is a joke for you, me, and all the rest of the gang. All that’s left to do here is to check out the lame jokes and see which ones you find the greatest.
Once the winners are discerned, be sure to vote for them so they can live on forever in the Universe of the Internet. Also, don’t forget to share these silly jokes with those around you; you might make their day so much brighter!
#141
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the “no-bell” prize.
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#142
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator.
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#143
Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine? It was about a weak back!
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#144
What did one dish say to the other? Dinner is on me!
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#145
Who can jump higher than a house? Pretty much anyone.
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#146
Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference.
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#147
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
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#148
How do you organize a space-themed hurrah? You planet.
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#149
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
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#150
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob.
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#151
What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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#152
What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim.
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#153
What do bees do if they need a ride? Wait at the buzz stop!
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#154
What's red and shaped like a bucket? A blue bucket painted red.
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#155
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was too tired.
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#156
Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.
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#157
Where did the king keep his armies? Up his sleevies.
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#158
What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.
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#159
How can you make seven an even number? Just take away the "s"!
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#160
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
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