There are plenty of joke categories, but none other gets as much attention as the bad joke category. The stuff that is so bad that it becomes belly-achingly hilarious has been known since the dawn of Earth. It has relentlessly followed humanity throughout its stages of development.
While in the prehistoric ages, people might have laughed at ‘ooga booga,’ as early as the Middle Ages, it was common to laugh at depictions of knights fighting snails.
This was probably considered the lamest joke ever, but even after eons have passed, we still find it so bad that it’s funny. And while most of these bad jokes now come in the visual form of memes, the written word still prevails, and we have proof of it - this thorough list of funny bad jokes!
To make it even, we’ve discovered that plenty of sub-categories fall under the umbrella of bad jokes. There, of course, are some lame puns in here and, needless to say, quite a few dad jokes. And with such an array of categories, the topics are practically inexhaustible.
So, from fishing matters to teachers and from kids to horses, there indeed is a joke for you, me, and all the rest of the gang. All that’s left to do here is to check out the lame jokes and see which ones you find the greatest.
Once the winners are discerned, be sure to vote for them so they can live on forever in the Universe of the Internet. Also, don’t forget to share these silly jokes with those around you; you might make their day so much brighter!
#41 The Best Of The Worst: Bad Jokes That Hit Just Right
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
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#42
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
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#43
What do you call an empty can of Cheese Whiz? Cheese Was.
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#44
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
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#45
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaaaaaaains!
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#46
I like to spend every day as if it's my last. Staying in bed and calling for a nurse to bring me more pudding.
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#47
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out. The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
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#48
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m ok.
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#49
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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#50
I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.
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#51
It’s inappropriate to make a “dad joke” if you are not a dad. It’s a faux pa.
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#52
What do you call a magician dog? A labracadabrador.
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#53 Bad Jokes That Are So Dumb, They’re Genius
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.” The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!”
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#54
My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
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#55
I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run over.
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#56
When is your door not actually a door? When it's ajar.
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#57
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.
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#58
The wedding was so beautiful. Even the cake was in tiers.
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#59
My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it’s also terrible.
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#60
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot.
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