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It’s Called Art, Sweetie: 40 Of The Worst Album Covers That Ever Existed

It’s Called Art, Sweetie: 40 Of The Worst Album Covers That Ever Existed

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Some album covers are so iconic, it only takes a second for people to name the band and the album itself. Just think about the image on Nirvana’s “Nevermind”, the prism on Pink Floyd’s “The Dark Side Of The Moon”, or the iconic picture of The Beatles crossing the street for their “Abbey Road”. All of these, in addition to thousands of others, are excellent examples of how a strong visual can take the album to the next level.
The same way a terrible choice for a cover image can ward off potential listeners without even giving the recordings a go. Quite a few examples of such disasters have been shared on the Facebook group, titled ‘Bad Album Cover Collective’. Dedicated to “the worst album covers on the internet”, it surprises its members with some of the most bizarre or simply funny-looking album covers, adding up to quite a colorful collection. We have listed some of their best examples here for you to evaluate, so wait no longer and scroll down to view them.

#1 This Is A Win!!!!!

This Is A Win!!!!!
285points

#2 I Bet This Is Good

I Bet This Is Good
242points

#3 I Dare You Not To Laugh Out Loud

I Dare You Not To Laugh Out Loud
221points

The history of album covers goes back to the late 1930s. That’s when Columbia Records hired Alex Steinweiss as an art director, who came up with the idea of using the cover to capture the listener’s attention. 

He then took a photographer along and went to New York’s Imperial Theatre, where they took pictures of the letters spelling out ‘Smash Song Hits by Rodgers & Hart’. The image became arguably the first album cover in history and started the tradition of decorative covers that changed the brown paper or cardboard sleeves used for keeping the records until then.

#4 Im Starting To Think That All Of These Gospel Artists Are Choosing Their Double Entendre Album Titles On Purpose!

Im Starting To Think That All Of These Gospel Artists Are Choosing Their Double Entendre Album Titles On Purpose!
220points

#5

It’s Called Art, Sweetie: 40 Of The Worst Album Covers That Ever Existed
188points

Back in the day, an eye-catching cover helped the album to stand out when a person was sifting through piles of records. Even though nowadays the process is way more digitized, standing out from the rest is still as relevant as it was then. 

In the current day, people’s attention span is so short (research shows that we’ve been overtaken by goldfish when it comes to the length of attention span), some artists might not rely solely on their music to capture the listener’s attention. They might use additional means in order to make sure they remember the album, which is when a unique cover can come in handy.

#6 The Potatoe

The Potatoe
173points

#7 She A Delicate Little Flower (South Park)

She A Delicate Little Flower (South Park)
170points

#8 Was He A Pinata?

Was He A Pinata?
161points

Rapid technological advancement has brought not only shorter attention spans, but more ways for artists to embellish their album covers as well. Parma Recordings pointed out that in addition to an abundance of tools used for creating the images, artists now can create animated cover art, which provides the listener with an even more immersive experience.

#9 Found One While Looking For That Willy Wacker Quartet

Found One While Looking For That Willy Wacker Quartet
156points

#10 This Was A Great Album Back In The Day

This Was A Great Album Back In The Day
151points

#11 No. 1 In Belgium, Spain, And The Netherlands In 1981

No. 1 In Belgium, Spain, And The Netherlands In 1981
150points

Eye-candy-like cover art helps the artist not only to stand out but also to make sure it stays in a person’s memory. Similar to the way a picture of an actor can help us to remember the movies they’re in, catching a glimpse of an album cover can refresh our memory of the recordings it contains as well. That’s because visuals are proven to aid memory.

SHIFT eLearning pointed out that one of the easiest ways to make sure that people store information in their long-term memory is pairing concepts with meaningful visuals. It also noted that as much as 90% of information that is transmitted to the brain is visual, and emphasized that cues of such a type are believed to trigger a faster and stronger emotional response than words do.

#12 Poor Julie

Poor Julie
144points

#13 You Gettink Shleepy

You Gettink Shleepy
139points

#14 Hercules - Legend Of Metal No, It's Not An Old Album, From Times When Artwork Was Wild. It's From 2022

Hercules - Legend Of Metal No, It's Not An Old Album, From Times When Artwork Was Wild. It's From 2022
136points

The album covers on this list ought to evoke some sort of an emotional response; however, likely not the same one that people’s all time favorites do. A decade ago, Rolling Stone magazine asked their readers what is the best album cover of all time and listed the top ten based on their answers—it went from Andy Warhol’s print for ‘The Velvet Underground & Nico’ as number ten, to The Beatles’ ‘Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band’ as the most favored one by music lovers.

#15 They Are Using Him As A Coffee Table

They Are Using Him As A Coffee Table
127points

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It’s Called Art, Sweetie: 40 Of The Worst Album Covers That Ever Existed
120points

#17 I Could Easily Be Convinced The Tog Had Snapped A Genuine Murder In Progress. Nothing Says Gritty Gangster Rap Like That Typography

I Could Easily Be Convinced The Tog Had Snapped A Genuine Murder In Progress. Nothing Says Gritty Gangster Rap Like That Typography
115points

Andy Warhol and Alex Steinweiss are just a couple of examples of people responsible for significant covers in the history of albums. Mind Smoke Records introduced an entire list of photographers and other artists who created some of the most iconic images to date, including but not limited to Charles Stewart, David Stone Martin, Jim Flora, and Neon Park.

#18 Handsome

Handsome
114points

#19 I Remember This Guy. He Made A Living Talking To His Fist. Here It Looks Like He's Trying To Seduce It

I Remember This Guy. He Made A Living Talking To His Fist. Here It Looks Like He's Trying To Seduce It
113points

#20

It’s Called Art, Sweetie: 40 Of The Worst Album Covers That Ever Existed
112points

Not all artists are applauded for a job well done when their creations end up on an iconic album. Some of them, such as photographer Kirk Weddle, for instance, face troubles even decades after the release. Weddle took the renowned picture of the baby on Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album, who then sued the photographer, as well as Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, and others, back in 2021 (30 years after the release). Already a grown up, the baby—Spencer Elden—claimed it constituted child sexual abuse, but the judge dismissed the case in 2022.

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