We’ve all been given advice at one point or another in our lives - a piece of information that helps us make a decision, understand what really matters, or the actions we should take to change our course of life. Chances are, the advice you were given truly did help you at that time, but sometimes advice can get a little bit… off. And the more off it is, the more suitable it starts to be for our funny bad advice list! Yup, you absolutely shouldn’t take the bits of bad advice listed here seriously, but rather treat them as a means of pure entertainment (except for maybe the instances you want to practice reverse psychology).
You can be absolutely sure that these bits of funny advice will cover every topic that might possibly happen in life. There’s the worst advice for cheering someone up, disastrous encouragement on making tough decisions, funny bad relationship advice (oh, we love those!), and everything in between for when you want to ruin someone’s day. Okay, make it laugh at the silliness instead of ruining someone’s day. Sounds far better, doesn’t it?
As we’ve already stated, you should absolutely take these bits of bad funny advice in a very tongue-in-cheek manner, for they are no good to help you to get to that much revered Hakuna Matata point in life. That said, you should absolutely check them out anyway! And once you are done, rank these bad advice quotes the way you like, and share this article with your friends!
#1
Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, "thank you Lord for this meal I’m about to have" and charge at them with the fork.
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#2
I don’t care how nice the hand soap smells, you should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers.
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#3
If you can’t afford virtual reality headsets, you can close your eyes and imagine everything you want.
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#4
"The elites don't want you to know this but the duck at the parks are free you can take them home. I have 458 ducks."
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#5
If your kids suddenly start getting along and are nice to each other for no reason, be very suspicious.
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#7
If it looks stupid but works, it isn’t stupid.
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#8
If you can’t blind them with brilliance, baffle them with nonsense.
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#9
"If you are at an atm at night and there is a person in front of you, give them a kiss on the neck to let them know you are not a threat."
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#10
Having a bad day? No worries! Wear sunglasses. Now you’re having a bad evening.
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#11
If you do something bad, make sure there’s someone else around to blame.
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#12
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job, slowly raise your head and say in
"Jesus' name, Amen".
"Jesus' name, Amen".
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#13
Is your sink full of dirty utensils? Put some clean dishes in the draining rack! Now it looks like you’re working on it.
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#14
It’s very expensive to eat 3 times a day. Wake up later, miss breakfast, and save money.
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#15
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes.
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#16
It's okay to eat food that's just 'a little bit expired', it won't hurt you.
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#17
Don’t talk to anybody on the train, except for your mom. Well, maybe it would be best to ignore her too.
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#18
No flashlight on your phone? Take a photo of the sun, and use it in the dark.
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#19
Let your elementary kids dress themselves for school every school day.
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#20
"Key your car so that people think you’re cool enough to have enemies."
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