Funny,ParentingJUL 14, 2016

121 Asshole Parents Who Ruined Their Children's Lives

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Every parent wants their kids to regard them with love, respect and admiration. But sometimes, no matter how hard you try, your little bundle of joy is going to think you're an asshole. It's inevitable. The only question is why. And as you can see from these pictures found on a hilarious Instagram account called - you guessed it - assholeparents, kids are likely to hate you for the most unexpected of reasons. Can't grow bananas in the garden? You're an asshole. Won't let your kid eat your deodorant? Asshole. Can't make the waves stop? Major asshole. Whoever said that parenting was easy? Oh, that's right. Nobody.

#1 When Your Parents Take You To Meet The President #thanksobama

#2 Her Shadow Was Following Her. And I Did Nothing About It. So I'm An #assholeparent

#3 I Accidentally Called Her By Her Real Name, Instead Of, "elsa." Now I'm An #assholeparent

#4 I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Goat Poop

#5 Told Him We Cannot Grow Bananas In Our Garden Because We Live In Sweden, So I'm An #assholeparent

#6 Mother's Day 2015. I'm The #assholeparent Because I Didn't Get Her A Mother's Day Present

#7 He Couldn't Go Backwards Up The Hill, Gravity Wouldn't Allow That, So I'm The #assholeparent

#8 I'm An #assholeparent Because I Won't Let Him Ride The Dog Like A Horse

#9 I Wouldn't Let Him Run Around The Restaurant With A Knife, So I'm An #assholeparent

#10 I'm An #assholeparent Because The Waves Were Too Strong And I Couldn't Make Them Stop

#11 I Am An #assholeparent Because I Made Her Go To Story Time At The Library Where There Is Music And Toys And Snacks And Friends

#12 Would Not Let Him Eat His Father's Deodorant, So I'm An #assholeparent

#13 I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldnt Let Him Drive The Car

#14 I Did The Old Mime Trick Of Pulling Off Her Nose. Now She Thinks It's Gone Forever. I'm An #assholeparent

#15 I Wouldn't Let Him Put The Toilet Brush In His Mouth. Clearly I Am An #assholeparent

#16 1. Leni Is Pissed She Has To Share TV Time With Fin 2. Fin Is Pissed At Pretty Much Everything 3. Archer Is Pissed At The Fact I Actually Have To Be A "Mom" To Those Other Two. I'm An #assholeparent

#17 I Wouldn't Close Him In The Refrigerator. Sorry Lil Bud, Mommy's An #assholeparent

#18 I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Throw The Car Keys Into The Sound

#19 She Wanted A Ponytail, But She Doesn't Have Enough Hair. So I'm An #assholeparent

#20 I'm An #assholeparent Because What I Called "a Mess" Was Really "a Fun Party"