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61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It
Funny,CuriositiesJUN 14, 2023

61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It

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Being an adult means you don't have to explain sh*t to anyone or apologize when you're not feeling sorry. However, since society treats apologizing as a noble act and being unapologetic is frowned upon, we feel obligated to do so. And one way to stay moral and true to your beliefs is by adding sass to your apology.
For those situations when you don't feel like apologizing but "it would be a nice thing to do," funny apologies are ideal. Funny apology texts can be just as sincere but also get the point through. So if someone tries to make you feel guilty for being sensible, funny ways to apologize will get them humbled real quick. 
It takes a knack to craft the ideal apology that will be funny, honest, and effective but also won't leave the recipient in tears. Hence, to learn how to craft one, we've compiled the funniest apologies to take an example from. However, other than savage comebacks, below, you'll also find funny apology quotes you could use on cards, send to a friend you got into a silly argument with, or even use for cheeky Instagram captions.
So charge yourself with sassy energy and take a look at funny ways to say sorry we've compiled below. As always, upvote the best comebacks and replies, and send this article to a friend who finds it hard to say sorry and could use some help!

#1

61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It
I promise to do a better job at hiding how much you annoy me.
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#2

I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
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#3

I’m sorry I didn’t understand your point of view earlier, but now that I do, I still disagree.
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31points

#4

61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It
Sometimes that hardest thing to do is to admit that I was right.
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26points

#5

I am sorry you broke your toe on the couch that didn’t move for 10 years.
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23points

#6

I’m not just sorry, I’m Canadian sorry.
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22points

#7

61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It
Sorry for slapping you twice because I was not sure which face to slap.
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21points

#8

I’m not sure what I did wrong, but I’m pretty good at pretending to be sorry about it.
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21points

#9

Sorry we always get into fights about things you are totally wrong about.
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16points

#10

61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It
I'm sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.
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15points

#11

Sorry I was late for work but I got stuck at NOT being at work and happy.
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15points

#12

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended.
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14points

#13

61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It
I apologize for what I said when I was hungry.
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14points

#14

Sorry, I tripped and fell into some feelings. I brushed that stuff right away.
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13points

#15

I apologize for not doing a better job at pretending to listening to you.
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#16

61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It
I’m not exactly sure what I did wrong, but I’m pretty sure saying sorry will make it better.
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13points

#17

I was just being myself. Sorry for that!
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#18

61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It
Sorry I couldn’t come up with a more in depth plot for not going out tonight.
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12points

#19

Oh I'm sorry, did the truth hurt your feelings?
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#20

Sorry you don't understand how important I am.
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