Clients say all the darned things but the agencies aren't too far behind them, are they? Pinch of salt and humor, that's all it takes.
More info: unbelted.net
That was the brief!

You are our "Best Client"

I have mailed the creatives to you

It’s a completely new creative

The Creative Director is working on the project

We’re not billing this to you

We have an in-house team

Design for web in CMYK

You've said these, at least once!

