We did our take on the saddest anime quotes, then we delivered an article full of the coolest ones, and now it is time to entertain you with our top picks of the funniest anime quotes up to date! Oh yes, these funny anime phrases come straight from your favorite anime series because even the most ominous ones have their fun moments to spare and share.
And, ya know, anime series are basically the most realistic depiction of life, and we all know that despite being one continuously torturous thing, life does have its fun and sweet moments. Same with anime characters—however serious or ill-fated they might be, they always have at least one funny quote that knocks you right out of your socks. Also, the more absurd the funny quotes from anime are, the better!
So, from such philosophers as Ash Ketchum of Pokemon to the great Naruto Uzumaki and Freeza of Dragon Ball Z fame, these funny anime phrases will give you a reason to laugh and make you ponder the deep farce of life. And for those who have made it to this article accidentally, be advised that these famous anime quotes are none less than those of prominent historical figures or socialites of the high and mighty society.
But without further ado, let’s skip straight to the funniest anime quotes below. Then, once you are there, give your favorites a vote and, being the good friend you surely are, share this article with those impassioned by the anime culture.
#1 Selective participation vibes only
"Laziness is such an ugly word, I prefer selective participation." - Lucifer from "Devil Is A Part-Timer!"
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#2 Fruit ninja or low-key weapon, you decide
"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!" - Marie Mjolnir from "Soul Eater"
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#3 Procrastination’s shady but chill mom vibes
"Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately, she is a mother and we should respect her." - Shikamaru from "Naruto"
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#4 Cake thief energy, no apologies
“Will you be eating that cake?… Say what you want, but I will be taking the cake." - L from "Death Note"
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#5 Ramen Critic in the Making
"My hobby is eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them." - Naruto from "Naruto"
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#6 Sorry, I’m never wrong
“I have two rules. Rule one: I’m always right. Rule two: If I’m wrong, refer to rule one…” - L from "Death Note"
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#7 When Your Fox Forgot the Rent
"Hey, you stupid fox, you’re in my body and you owe me rent, so for payment, I’ll take your chakra, you got that?" - Naruto from "Naruto"
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#8 Vegeta’s Worst Hits List
"There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these." - Freeza from "Dragon Ball Z"
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#9 When even gods can’t resist Earth’s snacks
"Now all that is left is the destruction of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food of this planet is very delicious." - Beerus from "Dragon Ball Super"
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#10 Who invited the mushrooms, though?
"Don't you know it's rude to grow mushrooms in other people's closets?!!"' - Fujioka Haruhi from "Ouran Host Club"
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#11 Well, That’s Brutally Honest
“Our weakness is that we are morons.” - Angel from "Angel Beats"
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#12 Marriage Level: Saiyan Stress
“I have a family of my own I need to tend to. Two boys and a wife. An extremely angry wife who probably wants to kill me right now.” - Goku from "Dragon Ball Z"
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#13 Captain Obvious vibes
"People die when they are killed." - Shirō Emiya from "Fate/Stay Night"
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#14 Peak excellence in failing
"I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst – I’m at the top." - Rider Astolfo from "Fate Apocrypha"
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#15 When your husband turns into a pupper nightmare
"I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, It was the worst dream ever!" - Taiga Aisaka from "Toradora"
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#16 Relatable Math Mood
“I see. I do not understand even one of those problems.’’ - Sasuke Uchiha from "Naruto"
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#17 This hit too close to home
“I bet dead people are easier to get along with.” - Crona from "Soul Eater"
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#18 Casual Threats Only, Thank You
"Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you." - Excel from "Excel Saga"
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#19 Sweet tooth, smart moves
"If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets." - L Lawliet from "Death Note"
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#20 Rebel now, explain never
"When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents!" - Isshin Kurosaki from "Bleach"
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