In a world full of mediocre jokes and hackneyed puns, there’s one category that’ll never get banal. Yup, it’s animal puns! And how could it ever get boring if there are around 8.7 million animal species on our planet, and a funny pun must be appointed to each of them! And, although Screaming Hairy Armadillo or Paradoxical Frog already sounds like the beginnings of a clever pun, those are actual animal names, and we’re not here to make fun of them. So instead, check out our list of these peachy animal puns; there are so many, you could use a different one each day for the better part of the year!
Starting with such classics as an alligator in a vest and a definition of Hamsterdam to such wild ones as season’s greetings from a llama, this list covers all of the most popular animal species, celebrations, day-to-day happenings, and many more. Theoretically, you could make a DIY table calendar with a hilarious pun selected for each of the upcoming festivities, for instance, National Badger Day or National Lemon Cream Pie Day. Both are very real, and you can definitely commemorate them with a unique pun or two.
By now, you know what comes next - our directions for you to scroll on down below to reveal the awesome puns that we’ve gathered! After you’ve tamed your giggles, be sure to vote for the most hilarious puns, and don’t be shy to share this article, dedicated to animal puns, with your friends. You might even start your own monthly or weekly celebration - a Share A Pun Day!
#21
What do you call a ghost chicken?
A poultry-geist.
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#22
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
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#23
What did the hawk say when he fell off the branch?
"Well, this is hawkward."
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#24
What do llama’s say during the holiday season?
Fleece navidad!
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#25
Where do orcas hear music?
Orca-stras!
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#26
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
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#27
What do you call an explosive monkey?
A ba-boom.
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#28
What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?
"Do you have any water? I'm a little horse."
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#29
How can you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles!
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#30
What did the cat and dog sing together at karaoke night?
"Don't stop retrieving… hold on to that feline!"
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#31
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
Invest-igator.
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#32
What do you call birds that stick together?
Velcrows!
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#33
Why was the dolphin was sorry?
It didn’t do it on porpoise.
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#34
I've got a chicken-proof front lawn.
It's impeccable!
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#35
I hate insects, they really bug me.
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#36
Where Do Polar Bears Vote?
The North Poll!
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#37
Why didn't the crab share it's toys?
It was too shellfish!
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#38
Take away the hungry cat’s food?
You’ve got to be kitten.
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#39
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One you will see later, and the other after a while.
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#40
French people like eating snails because they don't like fast foods.
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