In a world full of mediocre jokes and hackneyed puns, there’s one category that’ll never get banal. Yup, it’s animal puns! And how could it ever get boring if there are around 8.7 million animal species on our planet, and a funny pun must be appointed to each of them! And, although Screaming Hairy Armadillo or Paradoxical Frog already sounds like the beginnings of a clever pun, those are actual animal names, and we’re not here to make fun of them. So instead, check out our list of these peachy animal puns; there are so many, you could use a different one each day for the better part of the year!
Starting with such classics as an alligator in a vest and a definition of Hamsterdam to such wild ones as season’s greetings from a llama, this list covers all of the most popular animal species, celebrations, day-to-day happenings, and many more. Theoretically, you could make a DIY table calendar with a hilarious pun selected for each of the upcoming festivities, for instance, National Badger Day or National Lemon Cream Pie Day. Both are very real, and you can definitely commemorate them with a unique pun or two.
By now, you know what comes next - our directions for you to scroll on down below to reveal the awesome puns that we’ve gathered! After you’ve tamed your giggles, be sure to vote for the most hilarious puns, and don’t be shy to share this article, dedicated to animal puns, with your friends. You might even start your own monthly or weekly celebration - a Share A Pun Day!
#1
What do you call a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador.
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#2
What did the buffalo say when his son left home?
Bison.
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#3
What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
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#4
Elephants are absolutely banned in public pools. You see, this is because they have a very bad habit of dropping their trunks.
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#5
What's a cow eating grass?
A lawn mooer.
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#6
Sharks love swimming only in saltwater.
They don't like pepper water as it makes them sneeze a lot.
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#7
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?
Because he heard it was 24 carrots.
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#8
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain.
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#9
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
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#10
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
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#11
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
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#12
What city has the largest rodent population?
Hamsterdam.
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#13
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose.
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#14
Why did the leopard hate playing Hide and Seek?
Because he was always spotted!
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#15
How did Noah see all the animals on the ark at night?
A flood light.
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#16
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!
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#17
Can a bear dance?
Yes, but just barely.
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#18
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
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#19
Why was the dog overwhelmed?
Because today was ruff.
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#20
What was said during the feline couple's argument?
"You're such a cheetah!"
"No, you're lion!"
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