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50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
Funny,JokesAPR 29, 2024

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share

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One of the best things about childhood is its sheer randomness. Yet uncorrupted by society and its rules, kids can get away with doing most things, including saying anything that comes to their mind. Lucky for us, this often results in funny and unexpected sentences that are just too good not to share.
Recently, adults in this online thread were doing exactly that—posting the most hilarious and weirdest things a child has said to them. Fancy a laugh? All you have to do is scroll down and giggle at the #nofilter wisdom these kids shared with grown people. 
While you're at it, don't forget to check out a conversation with the person who started this discussion and child psychologists Dr. Annie McNeill, Dr. Sophie Pierce, and Stephanie Nova Fields, Ph.D., who kindly agreed to answer why kids often blurt out such comedic things.
Image credits: SolidUltra

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50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
Not me but my mom who used to teach younger children once had a kid tell her that the kids mom actually had a p*nis too, just like dads do. My mom reacted with scepticism and then the kid blurted out ”No she really does, I’ve seen it myself in her bedroom drawer”.
298points

#2

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
It wasn't to me, but to my brother in law. He was driving in his truck with his toddler daughter safely belted into her car seat. To keep her amused during the drive he was asking her what noises different animals make.
"What does a cow say?"
"Moo"
"What does a pig say?"
"Oink, oink!"
Then he decided to mess with her and asks "What does a turtle say?"
She was silent for a moment as she thought about it, then busted out in a big smile and said "Kowabunga dude!".
265points

#3

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
Was studying for a math exam in college and some family friends brought their little kid for dinner. Little guy found his way in my room, said he's good at math and asked if he could help. "Eh I don't know, how do you draw the energy plot of a square signal?", and this kid, confidently amd without missing a beat, "With a pencil".
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The person, nicknamed SolidUltra, who started this discussion in the first place shares with Bored Panda that their question was inspired by a little stranger who unexpectedly told them that his father eats his mom every night. “The kid's innocent tone and the funny reaction from his mom were so funny that I almost died from laughing,” they said.

We were further curious to know if they have a memory of their own where they have said something surprisingly amusing as a kid and it has become a recurring joke in their family. 

They said, “I had my moment as well when I was a child. When I was about 6 years old, I visited my aunt and said, "What is wrong with your butt?" because I wasn't used to seeing such a form of the body, I was worried about her, and I didn't mean to offend her. 

Even though I am now 24 years old, she is still mad at me, and I am her worst relative, even though I am so kind. I have apologized for sure, but I guess I've hit her weakness. It is so silly, but my mother keeps laughing at that moment every time someone recalls it.”

They believe that adults find kids saying random things funny because they are still innocent. “They are unaware of the sensitivity of what they say. Their innocence makes the moment more precious and unforgettable for me.”

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50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
My stepdaughter was about 5/6 when I got pregnant with her half brother, I was getting dressed one morning and she looked at the stretchmarks on my 7/8 month along belly and asked 'why did the baby write all over your tummy'? Still one of my most precious memories of when she was little!
204points

#5

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
My son, at 9yo told me I couldn't give him almonds in his lunchbox because it was No Nut November.
187points

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50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
Reminds me of when my mom was looking at baby photos of me, and there was a picture of her and tiny me on her lap. i asked where my younger brother was, since he wasn't in the photo, and she responded with "he's in mommy's tummy." this was the first time my conscious mind had been introduced to the concept of pregnancy, as my response was a wide-eyed glare followed by "YOU ATE HIM???"
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To learn more about why children often blurt such comedic sentences, we reached out to clinical psychologists Dr. Annie McNeill and Dr. Sophie Pierce from Feeling Stable and child psychologist Stephanie Nova Fields, Ph.D.

Fields explains, “Kids between 3 and 6 often say funny things, mostly unintentionally. At these ages, they are learning about the world and about language at a rapid pace. Their minds work hard to make sense of the world and to put things together. Their funny comments come about when they don’t get it quite right.”

She also adds, “They are at a concrete stage of thinking in which they understand things at face value and don’t get some of the underlying subtleties. This can also make for some funny comments and behaviors.”

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50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
I told a little girl one time that her shoes were on the wrong feet. She busted out crying and said, "But these are the only feet I've got!".
181points

#8

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
I worked at a day care for a bit and they said funny s**t all the time.. one of my favorites was when we were going over fire safety and the main teacher asked the class.. what do you do if you’re on fire? A 3y/o girl shoots her hand up in the air and yells “STOP DROP AND ROCK N ROLL!!!”.
179points

#9

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
When I was deployed to Afghanistan we got a package from a bunch of elementary school kids. They sent cards, candy, and snacks. On one of the cards was a drawing of a graphic firefight with a bunch of dead soldiers. The only thing the card said was I hope you don't die. It made everyone laugh and we hung it up in our room lol.
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Dr. McNeill and Dr. Pierce additionally mention that this is often a result of a lack of filter. “If they have a thought, you can bet they’re going to say it out loud. Part of what makes statements so funny and unexpected from children, unlike adults, is that they haven’t yet developed impulse control or the skills to filter their thoughts! Also, more than anything else, children want to make their adults happy, and they sometimes do this through funny behaviors or sayings so they can feel delighted.”

However, they aren’t usually aware that they’re being funny until someone laughs at them. Dr. McNeill and Dr. Pierce explain, “Children are always looking to others to make sense of who they are and the world around them. They pay attention to reactions and can feel the types of responses they are eliciting from others. 

So, while they may not always know that their responses are funny per se, they can certainly feel and enjoy the reactions they are getting! Children who enjoy this type of attention will continue to engage in behaviors that get the same reaction or laugh from those around them.”

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50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
My kid farted and said “there’s a duck in my butt” she was 3 at the time … I lost it.
168points

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50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
I walked into the living room and my 5-year-old son was sitting on the couch in a shirt and underwear only. I asked him why he was sitting there like that and he says:
"I changed my mind about pants.".
165points

#12

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
I was working as a cashier and a couple came to my till with their young son (maybe like 5 years old or so). I go to give them their receipt and tell them to have a good day. The kid responded to this with "Thanks Baby, I love you!".
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Even if they aren’t aware of it, saying something out-of-pocket helps children move forward with their development. “A crucial part of building a child’s self-esteem and sense of self is having others, especially adults, find joy in them. When children get positive attention from adults, such as laughter, it communicates to the child that they have a positive impact and that others enjoy who they are. 

Additionally, allowing a child to say something out-of-pocket and funny helps support them in finding their voice, learning how to express themselves, and connecting to others,” Dr. McNeill and Dr. Pierce tell us. 

Fields concludes by saying, “These comments give us a glimpse of how children work to understand their world. I find it to be both charming and interesting. It is one of the things that makes this age so much fun for adults.”

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50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
One of the funniest things one of my children said to me is that scorpions are desert lobsters and I don't think she is wrong 😂.
151points

#14

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
My then-4 yr old was wearing a Darth Vader t shirt that said "VADER" across the image of the dude, where the little triangle of the "A" was lined up to the triangle on Vaders mask. Pretty cool right?
Conservative uncle was complimenting his shirt. My little guy replied "Thanks! And hey look. The A-hole is his mouth!!" 💀 I think uncles soul left his body. Kid had no idea why everyone was laughing so hard.
150points

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50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
I used to teach English in China.
One day, I was collecting homework from my 11-year-olds, and out of nowhere, the quietest, most reserved girl in the class pulls her homework out from behind her back, shoves it in my face, and exclaims, "SURPRISE, M**********R!"
The inflection was EXACTLY the same as the meme from Dexter.
I had to hold back my laughter so hard because it was in the middle of class, but the second the students left the classroom, I couldn't contain myself. I was nearly in tears.
147points

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50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
I once overheard a kid trying to convince his friend that he had superpowers. When his friend asked what they were, he confidently replied, "I can make all the traffic lights turn green... eventually." It was a charming mix of innocence and creativity!
147points

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50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
Helping my grandmother go grocery shopping with my much younger cousins. Took one up to the bathroom while she grabbed a few more things. As we were walking back to her, he, very loudly, says "look! It's grandmas special juice!". While pointing at the wine aisle.
138points

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50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
I heard a little girl once say that she was mad at her dad because he had bigger breasts then she does! I was dying lmao.
138points

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50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
I returned to skateboarding after 30 years away. I was at a local skate park and ate s**t. While I was on my back checking my internal systems to determine if anything was broken or bleeding, a young kid rolls up and says, “Damn, are you ok grandpa?!” 🤨😆.
134points

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50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share
Me at the playground with my son. Little kid comes up to play with us.
Me: What's your name?
Kid: A*****e
Me: Whaaaaat is your name?
Kid: A*****e
Me: Your name is... A*****e?
Kid's mom overhearing us: His name is "Axel". We didn't really think about it.
133points
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