30 Fun Ice Breaker Facts People Use For A Lasting Impression

I was stationed at South Pole in December of 2015. At station midnight on Dec 31st, I went out to the geographic pole marker alone. Because of this, I like to tell people I was the first person to reach the South Pole in 2016….

Whenever my daughter has to tell a “fun fact” on the first day of school she says she was named after Thomas Jefferson. He was named a long time ago and she was named after him.

Over 99% of German Shepards are dogs.

Platpuses are not only mammals that lay eggs and have venom, but they also make milk without having nipples. They sweat the milk out of their belly and make a bowl shape for their babies to lap it up.

Baby elephants suck their trunks.

the papal conclave (the vote thingy to decide who’s pope) in 1294 took so long that some hermit dude named Pietro sent a letter telling the cardinals to hurry the f**k up or God is gonna smite their holy a**es. The cardinals (who were also lowkey fed up of fighting between themselves) were like ‘ok then, you should be Pope. We shall now call you Celestine the Fifth.’ And Pietro was like ‘oh s**t’. He ran away. The other cardinals were like ‘no, Celestine, don’t do that,’ and crowned him. Pietro spent a few months then made a decree saying ‘popes can resign, also stop calling me Celestine for f***s sake’ then ran away. then the cardinals threw him in prison and he died. Poor bastard.

This is a limerick.

(12+144+20+3×√4)/7 + 5×11 = 9² + 0

If you're having trouble, it can also be written in English.

"A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared, and not a bit more."

And yes, it does actually work out correctly.

The inventor of match.com's wife left him for someone she met on match.com.

More of a rhetorical question:

Who’s the evil bastard who put an “s” in the word LISP?

Due to the shape of the North American elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna.

Virtually all honey found in stores has been diluted with corn syrup, and is one of the biggest agricultural scams of all time. And all the "big brand" honey comes from India, and average 10% corn syrup.

It's been that way for years, but it's only recently gotten enough traction for the US govt. to start investigating.

Always buy your honey from a guy with a bee suit.

Wholesome fact: Male mantises mate for life.

I was a witness on an episode of Judge Judy. I had some pretty awful neighbors and a very kind landlord, so I came along to be a witness to their property destruction and d**g use.

They ended up cutting the few things I said, so I got the full experience and none of the notoriety. Judy is a lot shorter than she looks on TV btw.

Edit: It's season 22, episode 198 for anyone who wants to check it out. "Hazmat Clean-Up, D**g Use, and the Police?!". I'm the nervous looking white guy sitting behind the old white guy landlord.

Your chances of getting struck by lighting on the way to get a lotto ticket are better than you winning the lotto.

One time I plugged a USB cable in correctly on the first try.

Edit: I am 100% lying. This never happened but it’s my go to fact to get a laugh. Then I say I like dogs or something like that.

The government is hiding a billion pounds of cheese in a cave in Missouri.

The average cloud weighs a million pounds.

Chances of getting dismembered and devoured by a total stranger are rare, so why not come over to my place and let me show you my trophy collection.

I have 120+ first cousins.

Answering a couple questions...

These are direct first cousins.

The older siblings had 10-14 kids each. The younger seem to have figured out either birth control or self control.

My mom and her siblings all had the same mom and dad.

My dad and his siblings all had the same mom and dad.

The Eiffel Tower can grow six inches in the summer sun.