Just when you think that we’ve exhausted all the possible topics for funny jokes, we pull more out of our sleeves. Yup, as we have once promised, we won’t stop delivering cool jokes to you until every possible topic is explored and all the possible laughs have been laughed. So now it is time we present you with our latest and greatest selection of fruit jokes! Yup, those sweet and tart edible things you never thought you’d laugh at.
Yet here we are! And you better believe us when we say that these jokes about fruits are just glorious. Lemons get their share, dragon fruits get their share, and don’t forget about bananas! Oh, and there’s also a sneaky little cameo from tomato since it’s a fruit, after all, and is definitely worthy of being sung about in these funny jokes about fruit. So, basically, you name a fruit, and there’s a hilarious joke about it on our list!
So, ready to check out our selection of fruit puns and jokes? If so, just scroll on down below to where all the goodness lies! Once you are there, be sure to vote for the best jokes on fruits you encounter in this list, and once that’s all well and done - share this article with your friends.
#1 Date night came with a surprise snack
"I had my first date last night! Such an underrated fruit."
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#2 Raisin Awareness, Not Just Punny

"I was telling my children about the health benefits of eating dried fruits recently. It's really all about raisin awareness."
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#3 Fruit: The ultimate personal space hack
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
An orange a day keeps the plumber away.
Basically, if you throw fruit at people they go away.
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#4 I see what you did there
What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
Neck-tarines!
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#5 Melon puns hitting different today

What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
"You're one in a melon!"
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#6 Math jokes never tasted this sweet
Why can’t you make a crumble with 3.14 blackberries?
Because that would be a pie!
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#7 Proof that bears know their limits
How many marmalade sandwiches did Paddington Bear eat?
None, he’s already stuffed!
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#8 Okay, but where’s the jazz juice?
What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?
A tooty fruity!
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#9 Peak snack pun energy
What do you call the time in-between eating a load of peaches?
A pit stop!
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#10 Fight me, it’s a vibe

"You may think I'm crazy for eating ham and pineapple sandwiches but hey, that's just Hawaii roll!"
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#11 Sangria sabotage level: expert
"My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added some fruit and orange juice. Now she’s sangria than ever."
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#12 Grow Up, It’s Pear Time
What did the papa pear tree say to his child pear tree who was too afraid to grow his first fruits?
"Son? Grow a pear."
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#13 When tomatoes crash the fruit party
A tomato walks up to a bunch of fruits in a line.
He says, "Hey guys I'm a fruit, can I hang out with you?"
One turns to him and replies, "No, this is the punch line."
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#14 Figured fire season needed more flavor
Hear about the fire at the dried fruits factory?
It was an apricotastrophe.
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#15 The Great Fruit Debate, Papaya Edition

"My family is divided on the question of imported fruits. My mom says no. Papaya."
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#16 Berry good vibes only
What do you call a bunch of strawberries playing instruments together?
A jam session!
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#17 Moodier than your ex’s playlist
Which fruit always feels sad?
A blue-berry!
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#18 Citrus Got Jokes
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-Aid!
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#19 Citrus Roast Level: Expert
What did the lemon say to the lime?
"Sour you doing?!"
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#20 Piecing together holiday vibes

What do you get when you cross apple pie with a Christmas tree?
Pineapple pie!
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