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159 Friends TV Show Quotes From Your Favorite Characters
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159 Friends TV Show Quotes From Your Favorite Characters

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When talking about comfort TV shows that never go out of style, you just can’t miss one of the best sitcoms of all time—Friends. And what part of the show can best describe its quality? Dialogues and monologues. While it’s full of iconic lines, there are quite a few Friends TV show quotes that take the cake.
The characters pool together a good number of different experiences throughout their adventures, which makes their sayings relatable to most of the viewers. And what’s best is that with the show’s timelessness and countless reruns, it will never go out of style.
This list contains the best quotes from the TV show Friends, which should bring you back to the time when there was no better relaxing activity after work than just sitting down, listening to the show’s specific humor, and enjoying a few episodes.
With popcorn and a chilling drink ready, take a deep dive into these Friends show quotes. Let us know which are your favorites, and if this list makes you want to rewatch the show yet again, hey, we’re not judging!

#101

Phoebe and Mike welcoming Chandler and Ross to the rehearsal dinner
"I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner, I rarely practice my meals before I eat." — Chandler
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#102

"It's so exhausting, waiting for death." — Phoebe
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#103

"Brussels sprouts? That’s worse than no food." — Ross
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#104

"Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!" — Ross
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#105

"You’ve been BAMBOOZLED!" — Joey
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#106

Chandler sitting on the couch in the coffee house
"Whapah!" — Chandler
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#107

"Today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me." — Rachel
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#108

"Well, I got to buy a vowel because oh my God." — Janice
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#109

"If I were a guy and... Did I just say 'if I were a guy?" — Chandler
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#110

"Cheese. It’s milk that you chew." — Chandler
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#111

Rachel: "Hey, I cook!"
Chandler: "Offering people gum is not cooking."
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#112

Phoebe talking with joey at the restaurant
"I’m very wise, I know." — Phoebe
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#113

"I think the most romantic song is the one that Elton John wrote for that guy from 'Who’s the Boss?'… You know, 'Hold me closer, Tony Danza.'" — Phoebe
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#114

Joey: ”Ross! How much do you weigh?”
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Ross: "I'd really rather not answer that, right now. I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.”
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#115

Ross is looking at the window an sees his sister with Chandler
"Get off my sister!" — Ross
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#116

Ross can't put his pants back on
"They’re still not coming on, man! And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!" — Ross
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#117

Monica is giving a speech at her birthday party
"Your little Harmonica is hammered." — Monica
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#118

"Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!" — Chandler
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#119

"So it seems like this Internet thing's here to stay." — Chandler
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#120

"Unagi." — Ross
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