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159 Friends TV Show Quotes From Your Favorite Characters
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159 Friends TV Show Quotes From Your Favorite Characters

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When talking about comfort TV shows that never go out of style, you just can’t miss one of the best sitcoms of all time—Friends. And what part of the show can best describe its quality? Dialogues and monologues. While it’s full of iconic lines, there are quite a few Friends TV show quotes that take the cake.
The characters pool together a good number of different experiences throughout their adventures, which makes their sayings relatable to most of the viewers. And what’s best is that with the show’s timelessness and countless reruns, it will never go out of style.
This list contains the best quotes from the TV show Friends, which should bring you back to the time when there was no better relaxing activity after work than just sitting down, listening to the show’s specific humor, and enjoying a few episodes.
With popcorn and a chilling drink ready, take a deep dive into these Friends show quotes. Let us know which are your favorites, and if this list makes you want to rewatch the show yet again, hey, we’re not judging!

#61

"It's like all of my life everyone has always told me you're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe. And then today, I just stopped and I said, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat?" — Rachel
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#62

"Everybody looks so happy. I hate that." — Phoebe
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#63

"You know what? I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore." — Rachel
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#64

Joey wearing dark shirt
"Over the line? You’re so far past the line that you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!" — Joey
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#65

Ross: “My marriage, I think my marriage is kind of over.”
Phoebe: “Why?”
Ross: “Because my wife's a lesbian... And I'm not one.”
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#66

"Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait, wait, I said maybe!" — Rachel
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#67

Ross wearing costume of armadillo
"I'm the holiday armadillo!" — Ross
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#68

"Nestlé Toulouse." — Phoebe
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#69

"Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number." — Phoebe
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#70

"My sister's gonna have my baby!" — Frank Jr.
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#71

Rachel wearing jeans shirt
"I’m gonna go get one of those job things." — Rachel
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#72

"Isn’t this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally… not worth it. Who’s FICA? Why’s he getting all my money?" — Rachel
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#73

"Your collective dating record reads like a who's who of human crap." — Phoebe
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#74

Rachel yelling at Ross
"Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!" — Rachel
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#75

"It's baby time. Pants off, Bing." — Monica
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#76

"This is the nicest kitchen... The refrigerator told me to have a great day." — Phoebe
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#77

"We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law." — Rachel
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#78

Monica arguing
"You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired.' Ha." — Monica
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#79

"In Vegas. I was so drunk, I could've married Joey." — Ross
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#80

Joey wearing six sweaters
"Is it obvious that I’m wearing six sweaters?" — Joey
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